Euro Qualifiers weekend preview by Gerry McDonnell (Friday, June 01, 2007)

Should Have Gone To Becks, Save Us The domestic football season is now the equivalent of Princess Di; it was a great ride for a while, but it's time to let go. Luckily, we now have the 'Camilla', the ugly nine-pinter that is the European Championship qualifiers. England's participation is hanging by a thread and fingers are pointing at the manager. Danny Mills, Massimo Maccarone, Fleet Street journalists and fans of attractive football have all been quick to put the boot in; but for once, the grinning buffoon deserves a little credit. It takes a big man to admit when he's made a mistake, I know I've made two of the little buggers. McClaren has finally realised that the decision to dump Beckham like a Scottish girlfriend was extremely short-sighted. Goldenballs remains an archetypal, if extremely camp, match-winner in the big game scenario. I can't accept the argument that selecting Beckham is a step backwards as he's taking the place of a youngster with a long-term future. The less experienced players won't learn much from watching the finals on television. McClaren's groundbreaking policy of selecting his best players is possibly the first correct decision of a woeful tenure. One swallow does not make a summer though, but it does practically guarantee an enjoyable evening. England will leave Estonia with the win on Wednesday night at a pleasant 2/9. Ryan Giggs has shocked Welsh football by deciding to hang up his boots. His team-mates will undoubtedly miss his presence in one out of every five Internationals. The Czech Republic are the pick of the weekend punts at 8/11 against a moribund Welsh side. The Danes and the Swedes once landed a betting coup so great; Harry Redknapp could only look on in earnest admiration. Another draw wouldn't be the end of the world for either team; the 9/4 looks a reasonable shout. There's a widespread belief that Spain hack up in the qualifiers before collapsing like Lindsay Lohan in the finals. The Spanish are currently four points shy of Northern Ireland this time around, so that theory has fewer legs than Heather Mills. Only a win in Latvia will do for our siesta-sneaking brothers, I'll be on at 4/11. The French are lovers, not fighters; I'm not particularly skilled at either. I can spot a value punt when I see one though, France are overpriced at a colossal 8/13 against Ukraine. Greece are still in a state of shock from the most unlikely result in European football history; they somehow managed to survive the Scouse invasion. The Greeks can practically guarantee qualification by seeing off Hungary at a tragic 8/15. Last week's accumulator couldn't have gone in any quicker without being assisted by Henri Paul. This week's acc is also in the bag; France, Spain, Czech Republic, Greece and a Denmark draw will all oblige at an explosive 16/1. Labels: 2008, Betting, Euro, Football, Qualifiers, Soccer Posted by soccerbetting.info @ 3:11 PM

Championship Play-off final preview by Bet365 (Sunday, May 27, 2007)

CHAMPIONSHIP PLAY-OFF FINAL - DERBY CAN NICK GOAL-FEST! There's not a great deal between the two teams (they shared a win apiece in the league), but Derby are fancied to nick it, and expect plenty of goals too! Granted, the Rams' form has been a bit hit and miss recently, but it's worth remembering that West Brom had only won four of their last 12 going into the Play-Offs. So, at a tasty bet with bet365 (13/10 West Brom, 9/4 the Draw), back the Rams to win and hope they can outscore their opponents. And goals shouldn't be too much of a problem with the likes of Steve Howard and a fully fit Giles Barnes leading the attack for Derby. They are 13/2 and 9/1 respectively to score the first goal with bet365, and anyone taking those prices should seriously consider backing them each way as they will get paid out if they score at ANYTIME in the game, at 1/3 odds. At the other end of the field, don't be surprised to see Kevin Phillips make his mark too. The West Brom striker has netted six in his last three and could contribute to a goal-fest at Wembley - 9/4 to score anytime with bet365. In that case, a bet on the 'overs' looks a must bet also at 21/20. Don't forget, bet365 will be covering this game live In-Play, so you can login and place a bet after kick off on up to 30 markets. Hot picks: Derby to win in 90 minutes @ 3/1 Derby to win 3-2 @ 33/1 West Brom to win 3-2 @ 28/1 (saver) Over 2.5 Goals @ 21/20 - maximum bet! Giles Barnes to score first @ 9/1 (each way 1/3 odds, unlimited places with bet365!) Kevin Phillips to score anytime @ 9/4 Click here to bet on the game Labels: Bet365, Betting, Championship, Football, Play-Off Final, Soccer Posted by soccerbetting.info @ 2:40 PM

Footbal weekend preview by Gerry McDonnell (Friday, May 25, 2007)

You Do Thumb Thing To Me In order to improve, we have to evolve. Way back in 1782, a Judge decreed that a husband may continue to beat his wife, as long as the stick with which he administers the castigation is not thicker than his thumb. Some called this political correctness gone mad, but I prefer to think of Judge Buller as a progressive idealist. Football has also had its fair share of forward thinkers. In 1987, the football league introduced the antidote to dull end-of-season match-ups. It wasn't a time-machine to talk Mrs Mourinho out of that extra glass of wine; but it was the next best thing; the play-offs literally revolutionalised the beautiful game. With the possible exception of a stag-party in Amsterdam, or a minor operation for the wife, watching the play-off finals is as close to a perfect weekend as you're likely to find. The only way to improve the experience is if a little profit can be made, and as luck would have it, a pearl of a punt has brazenly presented itself in the Championship finale. If somebody offered you 7/5 on the outcome of a coin-toss, you'd rip their arm off; that's why Jackiey Goody flopped as a bookmaker. Derby are trading at 2.40 on the exchanges to win promotion, even though they're facing a West Brom side who finished a distant eight points behind them in the league. It's time to stand up and bet like a man; I'm asking the wife for a few quid to get on. Michael Jackson and Robbie Williams should both start for Blackpool against Yeovil; the league one play-off will either be a thriller or a camp useless sorry excuse for entertainment. The red-hot Seasiders are on a nine match winning streak; I'll be getting involved at a balcony-dangling 13/10. Saying goodbye to the Gay Meadow may sound like a sequel to Brokeback Mountain, but it's a reality for fans of Shrewsbury Town. All Bristol Rovers are interested in is the taming of the Shrews, the Pirates will land the spoils at 7/5. It's 1/100 that the Scottish FA cup final proves a more entertaining spectacle than the dross served up in the English showpiece. A young lady actually fell asleep in the boozer where I watched the ?action', although that was my fault. I normally avoid taking an interest in a match with a heavy Scottish contingent; you just can't trust a footballer whose idea of lean cuisine is to lightly dip a Mars bar in a deep-fat fryer. Celtic have lost three of their four matches though, the 10/1 for a Dunfermline upset is sitting on the verge of appealing. The Republic of Ireland look a great bet in their International friendly. It's been alleged that the Bolivian team are dismayed with this fixture; they were hoping to meet Scotland to get a little bit of business done on the side. Get your green on the Irish at 5/4. The Welsh are also in action against New Zealand, and somewhat surprisingly, there's not a rugby ball or a nervous farm animal to be seen. The following few words are rarer than a Robbie Savage appearance on QI; Wales should win this match. The 1/2 for a Welsh win is the prize lamb in the paddock. I asked the wife if there was anything she would change about my body; she said there was just one little thing. Personally, I just want wider thumbs. This week's accer is the actual definition of perfection; Derby, Blackpool, Real Madrid and Seville will all oblige at an impeccable 12/1. Labels: Betting, Football, Play-Off Final, Soccer Posted by soccerbetting.info @ 12:18 AM

Champions League final preview by Bet365 (Sunday, May 20, 2007)

CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL - LIVERPOOL TO BE GREEK HEROES? Two years on from the drama of Istanbul, AC Milan and Liverpool meet again in the Champions League final in Athens, with revenge very much on Milanese minds. Carlo Ancetti's side are favourites with bet365 to lift the trophy at 8/11, with Liverpool at 11/10 to repeat their 2005 victory. If anyone needed reminding of that amazing meeting in Istanbul, Milan surrendered a 3-0 half time lead as Liverpool fought back to claim a 3-3 draw before winning on penalties. While this game promises to be keenly contested, we are unlikely to see such an open affair (bet365 make a repeat scoreline an 80/1 shot!). The Italians are a durable defensive unit, while Liverpool, under Rafael Benitez, have made a reputation for denying their opponents room to breathe. With chances likely to be limited, the draw at 15/8 is sure to be popular, although Liverpool at 11/5 also makes plenty of appeal given their record in this competition (won five of their previous six finals!). Milan can be backed at 13/10 with bet365 to win in 90 minutes. As top scorer in the competition with 10 goals, Kaka will be a popular choice in bet365's first goalscorer market at 13/2, although he is unlikely to be afforded anything like the space he enjoyed in the semi final meeting with Man United. With the suspicion that Milan are vulnerable at the back, there could be plenty of opportunities for Steven Gerrard to star (as he did two years ago!), especially as he's likely to be utilised in a more offensive role for this game. He's our hot each way pick to score first at 9/1 and, remember, bet365 are offering unlimited places (at 1/3 odds) on this market, so you'll get paid out if he scores at anytime in the game! Of course, we'll also be having a few bets after kick off (7.45pm), and that's never a problem with bet365, who will have up to 30 In-Play markets available at the click of a mouse (the In-Play Console link on their homepage). Our Predictions: Liverpool to win in 90 minutes @ 11/5 Liverpool to win 1-0 @ 7/1 Steven Gerrard to score first @ 9/1 (each way at 1/3 odds, unlimited places available!) Steven Gerrard to score first and Liverpool to win 1-0 at 50/1 - money back if he scores first but the correct score is a loser! Enjoy the game with bet365! Labels: Bet365, Betting, Champions League, Final, Football, Soccer Posted by soccerbetting.info @ 2:16 PM

FA Cup final preview by Bet365 (Friday, May 18, 2007)

FA Cup final - Red Devils to Make it a Blue Day for Chelsea? The FA Cup final is back at Wembley this year and bet365 can't separate Manchester United and Chelsea in the betting, making both teams a 2.62 chance to win in 90 minutes. The draw will be a popular at 3.00 with many customers expecting the two teams to cancel one another out as they did in a recent league match. The Red Devils got the upper hand over Chelsea in the Premiership and are 9.50 with bet365 to win the match by a correct score of 2-1. If you fancy the Blues to instead gain revenge, a bet on them winning 3-0 is 29.00. Premiership top scorer Didier Drogba is 7.00 to score the first goal, as is United superstar Wayne Rooney. Chelsea captain John Terry likes to come forward for set pieces and is 23.00 to get his name on the scoresheet first. Either way, it's set to be a great spectacle and bet365 are providing a massive range of pre-match and In-Play markets for each and every customer. Labels: Bet365, Betting, FA Cup, FA Cup Final, Football, Soccer Posted by soccerbetting.info @ 5:44 AM

FA CUP Final preview by Gerry McDonnell (Wednesday, May 16, 2007)

My French is just Shocking The FA cup final is a great British tradition, like a one shot tennis rally or stitching up the Irish. This year, the top two teams in the country will go head to head in the greatest exhibition since Lady Godiva whipped out her milk dispensers in a brave bid to flee Coventry on the back of one on the Van Nistelrooy clan. Most bookmakers are treating this years showpiece as a 'Wolverhampton brother and sister match', they just can't separate them. For my money, Manchester United have a definite edge. The Red Devils have looked hotter than a vindaloo-eating, three sweater-wearing, fever-riddled Anna Kournikova all season long; the 10/11 for United to lift the trophy is practically unmissable. I refuse to shy away from the difficult questions. Why is it that Jose Mourinho can be arrested for harbouring a potentially dangerous dog, yet Lenny Henry roams the streets with impunity? There is no greater lover of dogs than Mourinho, with the possible exception of Park Ji-Sung. I find the 9/5 for a Manchester United win in 90 minutes completely barking. Chelsea will have their supporters at 9/5, but the vibes emanating from the Bridge are far from positive. Uncertainty surrounds the future of Lampard, and John Terry's contract talks break down more often than my old escort. I sometimes wish that Wayne Rooney had never given me her number. Rooney, Ronaldo and Giggs are all match-winners on their day, but Paul Scholes holds the key to a United victory. Gattuso recently suggested that Scholes likes to take his little matter into his own hands; in fairness to Gattuso, it was an educated guess from the ginger evidence. The 14/1 for a Scholes opener is my best attempt at finding value in the first goalscorer market. Chelsea's injury crisis may well be a blessing in disguise. As Carvalho knows only too well, Wayne Rooney has previous for walking all over a Ballack. Correct score betting is always a tough nut to crack; I'll take a small interest in a 3-1 win for Man U at 25/1. Gary Neville looks likely to miss the match, so referee Steve Bennett may well be the busiest person on the pitch. Bennett once sent off Tim Cahill for lifting his shirt when celebrating a goal, Ashley Cole is said to be seething with the appointment. This match will be fiery; backing a red card to be shown may pay dividends at 3/1. The new Wembley may well be pleasing top the eye, but their prices are an absolute disgrace. Cheeseburgers are £5 and a hot dog is £4; maybe Ashley was right all along. Bookies are offering odds on the first player to be carded; Ashley Cole is worth a small punt at 14/1. The Scottish Premier league is not so different from its English counterpart, apart from the blood alcohol level of the supporters. The in form Hearts have peaked at the business end of the season; they look a great punt at even money to see off Kilmarnock. I've promised the wife a curry if the weekend accer obliges, as long as she sits opposite Chris Tarrant. Manchester United, Hearts, Rangers and Real Madrid are the selections, the payout is a spicy 22/1. Labels: Betting, FA Cup, FA Cup Final, Football, Soccer Posted by soccerbetting.info @ 4:21 PM

Premier League weekend preview by Gerry McDonnell (Thursday, May 10, 2007)

64 Seconds in Paris I'm not one of those parents who wrap their children up in cotton wool; I refuse to even pay for pyjamas. I do try my best to keep little Goliath away from television that he may find disturbing though, which normally involves avoiding programmes with Noel Edmonds. Manchester United's title winning celebrations at Eastlands caught me completely off-guard. The sight of a topless Rio Ferdinand should have set alarm bells ringing, but as he was next to a bare-chested Ronaldo; all I could think of was grabbing a can of Tango from the fridge. Before I could reach the kitchen, the camera switched to widescreen to show Wayne Rooney with his hands gently caressing the bottom of his shirt. As Rooney's intentions became clear, i lurched for the remote control in a desperate yet futile attempt to save Goliath from the grisly spectacle. The wee man was left traumatised by the ensuing pictures, and he's visited the sea-life centre on many occasions. Manchester United were in a similar state in '95 when the Hammers cost United the title; the Red Devils will finally take revenge at 3/5. Jose Mourinho has rightly apologised for his over-the-top personal attack on Ronaldo. Judging a man as a result of his background is completely out of order; that's the kind of thing a Frenchman would do. I'm surrendering to the 8/13 for a Chelsea win over Everton. Reporting a crime to the filth has a certain stigma attached to it, like being seen in public with a Sweaty, but few would argue with Dabo's decision to tuck up Joey Barton. Michael Ball's stamp on Ronaldo would suggest that Barton has been a real influence on his team-mates; I'm putting my foot down, get on Spurs at 1/2 to see off Man City. Charlton may have suffered the ignominy of relegation, but like Arnold Schwarzenegger, they'll be back, probably harassing women. I'm getting my hands on the 2/5 for a Liverpool win over the Addicks. I'm not one to point fingers, unless I see an overweight ginger-haired kid with glasses, but Freddie Shepherd should shoulder the blame for Newcastle's awful season. A draw between the disappointing Watford and Newcastle will come as no surprise at 12/5. Paris Hilton has found herself looking at a prison sentence, or to use the correct term; she's gone for a Barton. (It's heartbreaking when your favourite movie stars let themselves down.) That young lady needs to be scared straight; it would take me just over a minute. I'm currently getting stuck into the 11/10 for a Blackburn win over Reading. Cesc Fabregas is a quality footballer, but I suspect that he may also lead a secret life as a superhero. Fabman's noble quest is to mildly annoy tubby midfielders. An Arsenal win over Pompey is the call at an absolutely fabulous 6/4. I have to take my hat off to Neil Warnock. The Sheffield United manager has only found himself in one touchline ruck this season; that's a remarkable show of restraint from the combustible northerner. Sheffield United can put the nail in Wigan's Premiership coffin at a placid 13/10. Sammy Lee has always been a winner. The Bolton manager once played a starring role in Liverpool's FA youth cup winning team; but he was 37 at the time. The wife is also a little person, but it doesn't hold her back; I just put a chair by the sink. There's nothing small about the 3/1 for an Aston Villa win over Bolton. I'll try anything once, except enter a pie-eating contest with Mark Viduka. I must have a go on Middlesbrough at 10/11 against Fulham. Paris Hilton and I have a lot in common, we're both reluctant to do a little bird. Aston Villa, Chelsea, Man Utd and Middlesbrough form a weekend accer that I am genuinely excited about; the payout is a salacious 18/1. Weekend Betting: Blackburn v Reading Sunday 13th May 15:00 Blackburn 11/10 Draw 12/5 Reading 13/5 Get on: Blackburn Match Special: McCarthy to score two or more goals 13/2 Bolton v Aston Villa Sunday 13th May 15:00 Bolton 10/11 Draw 13/5 Aston Villa 3/1 Get on: Aston Villa Match Special: Carew to score the only goal of the game 55/1 Chelsea v Everton Sunday 13th May 15:00 Chelsea 8/13 Draw 14/5 Everton 6/1 Get on: Chelsea Match Special: John Terry to score with a header 9/1 Liverpool v Charlton Sunday 13th May 15:00 Liverpool 2/5 Draw 7/2 Charlton 8/1 Get on: Liverpool Match Special: Liverpool to keep a clean sheet 10/11 Man Utd v West Ham Sunday 13th May 15:00 Live on Sky Man Utd 3/5 Draw 11/4 West Ham 5/1 Get on: Man Utd Match Special: Rooney to score from outside the penalty area 5/1 Middlesbrough v Fulham Sunday 13th May 15:00 Middlesbrough 10/11 Draw 12/5 Fulham 10/3 Get on: Middlesbrough Match Special: Viduka to score the first goal 11/2 Portsmouth v Arsenal Sunday 13th May 15:00 Portsmouth 15/8 Draw 5/2 Arsenal 6/4 Get on: Arsenal Match Special: Fabregas to score at any time 13/2 Sheff Utd v Wigan Sunday 13th May 15:00 Live on Sky Sheff Utd 13/10 Draw 12/5 Wigan 23/10 Get on: Sheff Utd Match Special: Sheff Utd to score three or more goals 5/1 Tottenham v Man City Sunday 13th May 15:00 Tottenham 1/2 Draw 16/5 Man City 6/1 Get on: Tottenham Match Special: Berbatov to score a hat-trick 20/1 Watford v Newcastle Sunday 13th May 15:00 Watford 9/5 Draw 12/5 Newcastle 7/4 Get on: Draw Match Special: No goal scorer in the match 8/1 Labels: Betting, Football, Premier League, Premiership, Soccer Posted by soccerbetting.info @ 10:03 AM

Premier League weekend preview by Gerry McDonnell (Thursday, May 03, 2007)

McCaffrey's Gone Flat You have to admire the Chinese. Their ability to knock up a wall and eat with sticks is impressive enough, but it's their work in the field of insightful proverb creation where they truly excel. 'Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day; teach him how to fish and he'll bore you in conversation' is one of theirs, and never a truer word was spoken. Personally, the phrase i use most often is 'good things come in little packages', but it is a blatant lie. Good things do come to those who wait though; and after a four year hiatus, the Premiership trophy is on its way back to Old Trafford. United can wrap up the title at Eastlands against a Manchester City side who have only scored 10 goals at home all season. Another blank for Psycho's mob will leave them with the worst record since the latest offering from the sexually ambiguous Robbie Williams. I'm only going one way in this match; United will see off a Barton-less City at 8/15. It's been another fantastic season for Sam Allardyce, if we choose to disregard the odd episode of Panorama. The threat of a Glasgow kiss has forced the big man to walk away from the Reebok; West Ham can take full advantage at 5/4. The press believe that the Hammers were only spared a points deduction for rule-breaking as they pleaded guilty at the last minute. I guess throwing your hands up to a mistake is always the right course of action; I await a statement from Mr and Mrs McCaffrey. I'm admitting to a little interest in Tevez to score at any time at 15/8. Arsenal and Chelsea meet for the first time since the Snarling Cup final where Adedayor saw red for looking like Eboue. An Arsenal win over a deflated Chelsea resembles value at 19/10. I would hate to see anyone lose their job, with the possible exception of Tim Lovejoy, but the omens do not look good for Glenn Roeder. Fat Freddie has allegedly been courting Sven Goran Eriksson (It's a step up for Sven after Ulrika) and Big Sam is also in the frame. A Newcastle win over Blackburn at 13/10 will keep Roeder in his position, for now. Gareth Southgate is better than Pele; the Middlesbrough manager can keep Wood on a permanent basis. I'm getting up early to back Boro at 5/2 to beat Wigan. A few members of the betting community are still sore with Harry Redknapp. It's not a result of the great 'next Pompey manager' sting of 2005; it's the fact that he's almost certainly partly responsible for Jamie. All will be forgiven if Pompey leave Goodison Park with a point at 12/5. The Villa have a 100% record at home to Sheffield United in the Premiership, but admittedly, that form is older than Helen Chamberlain. History is against the Blades, recent form is also against them, but perhaps most tellingly of all, the G man is against them. The Villa will turn it on at 11/10. Lefty lunatic Michael Moore made the point that soldiers on the front line are rarely sons of influential people, but Prince Harry's decision to toil for the oil has bucked that trend. His old man is understandably anxious though; keep your chin up Major. It'll be a major surprise if Spurs fail to beat Charlton; I'm getting involved at a slick 7/5. The last three matches between Reading and Watford may have finished goalless, but the Hornets are now easier to beat than a Frenchman in Manchester. The Royals can consolidate their UEFA Cup spot at a fighting 4/9. Appointing a boss on a temporary basis can occasionally pay dividends, but Lawrie Sanchez is the worst caretaker since Ian Huntley. Liverpool have won their last two meets with Fulham by four clear goals, a great week for the Reds is about to get better at 13/10. Banking the cash from last week's winning accer may appeal to some, but I plan to roll over the profit like it was Kate Moss. Newcastle, Reading, West Ham and Aston Villa are the four good-things, the payout is a titillating 14/1. Weekend Betting: Man City v Man Utd Saturday 5th May 12:45 Live on Sky Man City 6/1 Draw 3/1 Man Utd 8/15 Get on: Man Utd Match Special: Ronaldo to score direct from a free kick 8/1 Everton v Portsmouth Saturday 5th May 15:00 Everton Evs Draw 12/5 Portsmouth 3/1 Get on: Draw Match Special: No goal scorer in the match 17/2 Fulham v Liverpool Saturday 5th May 15:00 Fulham 12/5 Draw 12/5 Liverpool 13/10 Get on: Liverpool Match Special: Liverpool to score three or more goals 9/2 Newcastle v Blackburn Saturday 5th May 15:00 Newcastle 13/10 Draw 12/5 Blackburn 21/10 Get on: Newcastle Match Special: Michael Owen to score the first goal 11/2 Reading v Watford Saturday 5th May 15:00 Reading 4/9 Draw 7/2 Watford 15/2 Get on: Reading Match Special: Reading to win and keep a clean sheet 13/10 West Ham v Bolton Saturday 5th May 15:00 West Ham 5/4 Draw 12/5 Bolton 12/5 Get on: West Ham Match Special: Tevez to score two or more goals 13/2 Wigan v Middlesbrough Saturday 5th May 15:00 Wigan 5/4 Draw 12/5 Middlesbrough 5/2 Get on: Middlesbrough Match Special: Viduka to score at any time 5/2 Aston Villa v Sheff Utd Saturday 5th May 17:15 Live on Premiership Plus Aston Villa 11/10 Draw 12/5 Sheff Utd 11/4 Get on: Aston Villa Match Special: Aston Villa to win by two or more goals 3/1 Arsenal v Chelsea Sunday 6th May 16:00 Live on Sky Arsenal 19/10 Draw 23/10 Chelsea 13/8 Get on: Arsenal Match Special: Adebayor to score the only goal of the game 40/1 Charlton v Tottenham Monday 7th May 20:00 Live on Sky Charlton 21/10 Draw 5/2 Tottenham 7/5 Get on: Tottenham Match Special: Berbatov and Keane both to score 13/2 Labels: Betting, Football, Premier League, Premiership, Soccer Posted by soccerbetting.info @ 9:23 AM

Premier League weekend preview by Gerry McDonnell (Thursday, April 26, 2007)

A Little Wayne Never Hurt Anyone As much as I enjoy my position as the country's leading football betting scribe, I occasionally yearn for the more glamorous world of investigative journalism. When news broke that David Moyes had initiated legal proceedings against Wayne Rooney for alleging that his ex-boss leaked tales of his 'cash for a rash' habit; I sensed my opportunity. To get to the bottom of the story, I knew I had to do everything that young Rooney did, with the exception of the old trout. After conducting my initial enquiries, I can confirm that there are establishments that offer this kind of tawdry service, and they open on a Friday night, a Saturday morning and a Sunday afternoon. I'm not sure if these places are open in midweek, but my investigation is ongoing. At this early stage, I wouldn't like to put money on Moyes being successful in his action, as my overheads have left me virtually potless. I'll try to recoup a little by backing Rooney's United to see off the Moyes boys at 8/11. It may sound ridiculous to claim that Watford have enjoyed their spell in the top flight, but some people welcome a spanking on a weekly basis. The Hornets will be getting tonked at Bramall Lane this week, 4/7 is lying on the table. Manchester City haven't scored a Premiership goal in front of their own supporters since New Years Day. Luckily for the Psycho, Aston Villa are the next visitors to Eastlands so Vassell is guaranteed a goal. The Villa are unbeaten in their last six matches; a draw looks the call at 9/4. Jose Mourinho believes that Manchester United's opponents are denied penalties as a result of a 'new rule'. The Special One is completely wrong on this one; that directive was introduced several years ago. I only have one rule this weekend, get on Chelsea at 1/3 to see off Bolton. If i had to pick Wigan's most consistent performer, I'd probably plump for the chairman; he's been consistently wrong in every interview this season. West Ham can drag Wigan into the relegation battle at 12/5. Charlton have one major advantage over their backdoor threatened rivals, they have the Bent lad up front. The classy hitman can help Charlton leave Ewood Park with a point at 5/2. I was surprised that the tabloids found it newsworthy to reveal that the royal family are Arsenal fans. I'm pretty sure that Prince Philip supported the Gunners in last season's Champions League final; I heard he wrote a note saying 'Get it done in Paris.' The Queen's favourite team will put one over her favourite shopkeeper at 4/9. Stevie Gerrard swapped shirts with Frank Lampard after Liverpool's first leg defeat in their Champions League semi; he's always had a soft spot for camping. The Reds will have one eye on the second leg; Portsmouth can land the upset at 11/4. Reading were absolutely devastated when Newcastle won from behind at St James' earlier in the season; nobody has regretted losing a lead in such a fashion since Helen Chamberlain's ex-boyfriend. The Royals can gain revenge at 21/20. Middlesbrough are having to plan for next season without Mark Viduka. Gareth Southgate is said to be quite disappointed; but it's Christmas come early for the catering department. Backing the draw between Boro and Spurs at 12/5 will make us all feel that little bit happier. Portsmouth, Sheffield United, Arsenal and Reading form a 14/1 weekend accer that is so liberating, I've finally realised that the female of the species is not a commodity that can be bought and sold. Renting remains a viable alternative. Weekend Betting: Chelsea v Bolton Saturday 28th April 12:45 Live on Sky Chelsea 1/3 Draw 4/1 Bolton 10/1 Get on: Chelsea Match Special: Lampard to score from outside the penalty area 7/2 Everton v Man Utd Saturday 28th April 12:45 Live on Sky Everton 4/1 Draw 13/5 Man Utd 8/11 Get on: Man Utd Match Special: Rooney to score the first goal 5/1 Blackburn v Charlton Saturday 28th April 15:00 Blackburn 5/4 Draw 5/2 Charlton 11/4 Get on: Draw Match Special: Darren Bent to score in a 1-1 draw 17/1 Man City v Aston Villa Saturday 28th April 15:00 Man City 13/10 Draw 9/4 Aston Villa 23/10 Get on: Draw Match Special: Vassell and Carew both to score 9/1 Middlesbrough v Tottenham Saturday 28th April 15:00 Middlesbrough 17/10 Draw 12/5 Tottenham 8/5 Get on: Draw Match Special: Match to finish either 1-1 or 2-2 4/1 Portsmouth v Liverpool Saturday 28th April 15:00 Portsmouth 11/4 Draw 12/5 Liverpool 5/4 Get on: Portsmouth Match Special: Taylor to score the only goal of the game 105/1 Sheff Utd v Watford Saturday 28th April 15:00 Sheff Utd 4/7 Draw 3/1 Watford 5/1 Get on: Sheff Utd Match Special: Sheffield United to keep a clean sheet 10/11 Wigan v West Ham Saturday 28th April 15:00 Wigan 13/10 Draw 12/5 West Ham 12/5 Get on: West Ham Match Special: Tevez to score at any time 12/5 Arsenal v Fulham Sunday 29th April 16:00 Live on Sky Arsenal 4/9 Draw 7/2 Fulham 9/1 Get on: Arsenal Match Special: Arsenal to win by two or more goals 6/5 Reading v Newcastle Monday 30th April 20:00 Live on Sky Reading 21/20 Draw 12/5 Newcastle 3/1 Get on: Reading Match Special: Doyle to score two or more goals 11/2 Labels: Betting, Football, Premier League, Premiership, Soccer Posted by soccerbetting.info @ 9:18 AM

Premier League weekend preview by Bet365 (Thursday, April 19, 2007)

PREMIERSHIP PROPHECY ? SPURS TO NICK NORTH LONDON GOAL FEST! We're getting down to the business-end of the season, and Spurs are fancied to get the job done against Arsenal in Saturday's north London derby at generous odds of 17/10 with bet365, who are once again betting every Premiership game to 107%. All the recent signs suggest that the two teams are closer in quality now than they have been at any time since Arsene Wenger's arrival, and the time looks right for Spurs to beat their local rivals for the first time this millennium, but have a bigger bet on the 'overs' at bet365's 4/7. Spurs have scored in every league game this year, except against Chelsea and Man United, and the three previous encounters between these two this season have all gone 'over'. Down at the other end of the table, things are getting very interesting, although Wigan fans won't thank you for reminding them. Wigan face a nigh impossible task against the mighty reds at Anfield, with a bet on a 3-0 or 4-0 scoreline at 8/1 and 16/1 respectively a value alternative to the short match odds of 4/11. It might also be worth considering an each way first goalscorer bet on John Arne Riise at 16/1, especially as bet365 now pay unlimited places on such bets. Elsewhere, Charlton are strongly fancied to heap more pressure on Sheffield United at the Valley. The Addicks are improving in the nick of time, while United's away form is abysmal, which makes bet365's 21/20 for the home win very tempting. There could be more bad news for the Blades if West Ham can beat Everton, and they are worth backing at 7/5 with bet365 as the Toffee's away form is nothing to get excited about. Both Man United (1/5) and Chelsea (8/15) are unopposable at present against Middlesbrough and Newcastle respectively and they're sure to be in plenty of Premiership accumulator bets this weekend, and why not when bet365 will add up to 60% to your winnings if you click. A £25 bet on these two plus Spurs, Liverpool, Charlton and West Ham pays out at just under a grand, including a bet365 bonus of 20%! Best of luck with your Premiership bets this weekend. Labels: Bet365, Betting, Football, Premier League, Premiership, Soccer Posted by soccerbetting.info @ 8:30 AM

Premier League weekend preview by Gerry McDonnell ()

The Heir on the Dog I try to avoid the political arena as a rule, but as a concerned parent, i'm furious with this government's education policy. It makes my blood boil to see numeracy, literacy and religious tolerance dominate the curriculum, while tenuous football related analogies remain conspicuous by their absence. The children could do a lot worse than watch the video of Chelsea's FA cup semi-final win over Blackburn. If the little brats can't be inspired by the reconciliation of Mourinho and Abramovich as a result of the beautiful game, they may as well go and sew trainers for a living as further education would prove a waste of time and money. I was hugely excited by the news that Roman shared a hug with Jose; it's been quite a while for me. I'm embracing the 4/7 for a Chelsea win over Newcastle. The majority of the young lads would undoubtedly benefit from this revolutionary educational concept, and I'd even consider showing the tape to the girls if a strong grade in home economics has been achieved. Spurs versus Arsenal is be the embodiment of equality, the draw is an outstanding 23/10 shot. It makes economic sense to look after the kids of today, as you never know when you'll need a cheap car stereo in the future. The 10/11 for Bolton to beat Reading is another example of value for money. Charlton v Sheffield United could well be the greatest domestic dust-up since the Scottish war of independence where the English and the Sweaties went toe to toe in an epic battle. I'm no history buff, but as Scotland remained an independent nation at the end of the skirmish; I'm assuming England won quite comfortably. Charlton can follow suit at 23/20. Mohammed Al Fayed may have taken a huge gamble appointing a caretaker manager at the business end of the season, but Sanchez is oozing confidence. "They said I couldn't beat Spain, couldn't beat Sweden and couldn't beat England; i've proved the impossible is possible." He's quite an articulate Lawrie. A driven Fulham can share the spoils with Blackburn at 23/10. I can't foresee a Wigan goal at Anfield; the Scousers have been tighter at the back than Lee Hughes all season. Liverpool should take all three points at 4/9. We all have people we admire. Some dig Mandela, others like the cut of Jesus' jib. Personally, I have a lot of time for Aidy Boothroyd. The Watford manager has remained upbeat throughout a disastrous campaign; Manchester City can land another blow at 17/10. I have the utmost sympathy for Andy Johnson. On recent evidence, the England striker would need to be repeatedly pommeled with a baseball bat for the referee to even consider awarding a penalty; and that may not be enough at Old Trafford. West Ham can inflict a little pain on the Toffeemen at 6/4. Aston Villa are finishing the season as they started; if it wasn't for that little six-month sticky patch in the middle they could have been contenders. The Villans are unbeaten against Pompey in their last six meets, the O'Neill revolution will continue at 5/4. Cristiano Ronaldo has signed a new five year deal worth a reported £25m. That kind of money could go a long way to eradicating world hunger, although it would probably be easier to just ask Mark Viduka to donate his snacks. Manchester United will devour Middlesbrough at 1/5. Rio Ferdinand limped out of the FA cup semi-final feeling his groin; confirming my suspicions. Luckily, the injury is not as serious as it first appeared; Rio can add a clean sheet to a United win at a more appetising 4/7. Bolton, Charlton, Manchester City and Aston Villa form a 21/1 weekend accer that is so forthright; Prince William had finally explained why he binned Kate Middleton. "She's friendly, she's good with figures and her vocabulary is impressive, but the bint can't boil an egg," mused the astute part German future monarch. Weekend Betting: Tottenham v Arsenal Saturday 21st April 12:45 Live on Premiership Plus Tottenham 17/10 Draw 23/10 Arsenal 17/10 Get on: Draw Match Special: Match to finish either 2-2 or 3-3 11/1 Bolton v Reading Saturday 21st April 15:00 Bolton 10/11 Draw 12/5 Reading 10/3 Get on: Bolton Match Special: Anelka to score the first goal 11/2 Charlton v Sheff Utd Saturday 21st April 15:00 Charlton 23/20 Draw 23/10 Sheff Utd 13/5 Get on: Charlton Match Special: Darren Bent to score the only goal of the game 28/1 Fulham v Blackburn Saturday 21st April 15:00 Fulham 5/4 Draw 23/10 Blackburn 21/10 Get on: Draw Match Special: McCarthy to score in a 1-1 draw 16/1 Liverpool v Wigan Saturday 21st April 15:00 Liverpool 4/9 Draw 7/2 Wigan 7/1 Get on: Liverpool Match Special: Liverpool to win and keep a clean sheet Evs Watford v Man City Saturday 21st April 15:00 Watford 13/8 Draw 23/10 Man City 17/10 Get on: Man City Match Special: Barton to score from outside the penalty area 11/1 West Ham v Everton Saturday 21st April 15:00 West Ham 6/4 Draw 12/5 Everton 7/4 Get on: West Ham Match Special: Tevez to score direct from a free-kick 8/1 Man Utd v Middlesbrough Saturday 21st April 17:15 Live on Sky Man Utd 1/5 Draw 5/1 Middlesbrough 14/1 Get on: Man Utd Match Special: Man Utd to score a penalty 7/2 Newcastle v Chelsea Sunday 22nd April 13:30 Live on Premiership Plus Newcastle 6/1 Draw 3/1 Chelsea 4/7 Get on: Chelsea Match Special: Drogba and Lampard both to score 11/2 Aston Villa v Portsmouth Sunday 22nd April 16:00 Live on Sky Aston Villa 5/4 Draw 9/4 Portsmouth 11/5 Get on: Aston Villa Match Special: Petrov to score in a 2-0 Villa win 35/1 Labels: Betting, Football, Premier League, Premiership, Soccer Posted by soccerbetting.info @ 6:40 AM

Premier League and FA Cup preview by Gerry McDonnell (Thursday, April 12, 2007)

An Expired Pizza to Enter Jordan There is nothing more annoying than a parent who talks endlessly about how 'clever' or 'sporty' their child is, before whipping out a picture of some spotty two foot hooligan tucking in to the contents of his nostril. My Goliath though, is genuinely bright for his age. The wee lad can speak about 10 words now; that's three more than Paul Merson. The little fellow will definitely be a footballer when he grows up. The last time we had a kick around in the garden he nutmegged me twice; nobody's regretted opening their legs on two separate occasions since Mrs Neville. You won't regret a bet on Manchester United at 3/10 to waltz past Watford in a one-sided FA Cup semi. If the media are to be believed, and you'll never find a more honest bunch of lads, Jose Mourinho is considering managing England when his tenure expires at Stamford Bridge. This would be the greatest result for the average Englishman since Gareth Gates wore down Jordan with a pizza and some of the longest chat-up lines in history. Chelsea have already beaten Blackburn on three occasions this season, a fourth win at 4/7 will set up the most eagerly awaited showdown since Peter Andre narrowly defeated Gareth Gates in a bare-knuckled 15 round extravaganza. A few people are beginning to question Arsene Wenger, but Aristotle was once mocked when he suggested the Earth was round. Rumours of Arsenal's demise have been leaked prematurely, they can return to winning ways against Bolton at a huge 8/11. Liverpool are finishing the season with aplomb; Bellamy I think his name is. The Pool have won their last three against Manchester City by a single goal; another Liverpool victory is advised at 10/11. Charlton's recovery in recent weeks has been nothing short of sensational. The Addicks are on a real high, they can snatch an invaluable point from Goodison Park at 5/2. Aston Villa return to the Riverside for the first time since a 4-0 cakewalk led to a visionary Middlesbrough fan hurling his season ticket at Steve McClaren. A punt on the Villa at 12/5 will lead to a healthy prophet. It's the Blades versus the Hammers at Bramall Lane; that's more tools than you'd find in a Peter Andre fan club. It's a must-win game for both teams; I'm siding with the rejuvenated West Ham at 2/1. When I suggested that Wigan were a good bet for relegation in my pre-season write-up, I received more stick than a Manchester United fan in Rome. Another Tottenham win at 7/5 will place the cat well and truly amongst the pigeons. I'm not too sure about Fulham's decision to sack Chris Coleman a mere three days before a massive match away to Reading. I guess Mohammed Al Fayed wants to guarantee at least one decent result against the Royals. The arrival of Lawrie 'Dirty' Sanchez can inspire the Cottagers to a hard-fought point at 12/5. David James is the Pauline Fowler of the football world; you wouldn't want to get involved in a conversation with him, but he's the man to see if you need a clean sheet. The fashion icon needs one more shutout to break the all-time Premiership record; a home fixture against Newcastle can land a Portsmouth win at 11/10 and a new record for Calamity at 6/4. Arsenal, Portsmouth, Man Utd, Tottenham and Chelsea form a 16/1 weekend accer that is so candid, Peter Andre has decided to share his life story via the medium of a new single. 'What was I thinking' is released in all good record shops on Monday morning. Weekend Betting: Arsenal v Bolton Saturday 14th April 15:00 Arsenal 8/11 Draw 13/5 Bolton 9/2 Get on: Arsenal Match Special: Arsenal to score three or more goals 9/4 Man City v Liverpool Saturday 14th April 15:00 Man City 7/2 Draw 5/2 Liverpool 10/11 Get on: Liverpool Match Special: Gerrard to score at any time 11/4 Middlesbrough v Aston Villa Saturday 14th April 15:00 Middlesbrough 11/10 Draw 23/10 Aston Villa 12/5 Get on: Aston Villa Match Special: Agbonlahor to score two or more goals 9/1 Portsmouth v Newcastle Saturday 14th April 15:00 Portsmouth 11/10 Draw 23/10 Newcastle 13/5 Get on: Portsmouth Match Special: Portsmouth to win and keep a clean sheet 12/5 Reading v Fulham Saturday 14th April 15:00 Reading 10/11 Draw 12/5 Fulham 10/3 Get on: Draw Match Special: Lita to score in a 1-1 draw 12/1 Sheff Utd v West Ham Saturday 14th April 15:00 Sheff Utd 6/4 Draw 23/10 West Ham 2/1 Get on: West Ham Match Special: Tevez to score the only goal of the game 40/1 Watford v Man Utd FA Cup semi final Saturday 14th April 17:30 Live on BBC One Watford 12/1 Draw 9/2 Man Utd 3/10 Get on: Man Utd Match Special: Rooney and Ronaldo both to score 9/2 Wigan v Tottenham Sunday 15th April 13:30 Live on Sky Wigan 2/1 Draw 23/10 Tottenham 7/5 Get on: Tottenham Match Special: Tottenham to keep a clean sheet 13/8 Everton v Charlton Sunday 15th April 15:00 Everton 3/4 Draw 5/2 Charlton 4/1 Get on: Draw Match Special: No goalscorer in the match 10/1 Blackburn v Chelsea FA Cup semi final Sunday 15th April 16:00 Live on Sky Blackburn 6/1 Draw 14/5 Chelsea 4/7 Get on: Chelsea Match Special: Ballack to score with a header 6/1 Labels: Betting, FA Cup, Football, Premier League, Premiership, Soccer Posted by soccerbetting.info @ 7:46 AM