Premier League weekend preview by Gerry McDonnell (Wednesday, September 26, 2007)

The Chicken or the Meg Life is full of little contradictions. When a professional gambler shops around for value, he's lauded for his shrewdness. Yet when I apply a similar level of financial prudence outside of the betting arena, I'm considered meaner than a premenstrual Scot with a toothache. I'm not ashamed to say that I use the same approach with my shopping budget as I do with my betting bank. Why should I pay 60p for 'brand name' biscuits when I can buy an almost identical packet for 15p? Admittedly, the cheapskate biscuits crumble at the merest touch, but I can let this minor flaw pass, as it's mostly the kids who eat them. The little ones are always on my back to improve my fitness levels. They're pretty heavy. My frugal nature led me to scoff at wasting £200 on a gym membership; after all, I've got a bike at home. My economical acumen did lead to quite an embarrassing mix-up. I was feeling a little peckish after a long stint on the exercise bike, so I decided to snack on a few of the tightwad biscuits. This adequately explains how the wife found me breathing heavily while furiously stroking the crumbs off my lap. Lawrie Sanchez has also been on the end of a comical misunderstanding. The Fulham manager loves to sign Irish players, so when he heard of the crisis engulfing Chelsea, he made a cheeky bid to sign O'Bramovich. The Chelsea squad are on the verge of mutiny as a result of their hard-to-please owner. Fat Frank, the Drog, Malouda: they're all revolting. Some of the players were in tears when Jose left, although Ashley Cole's emotional state may be a result of Liza Minnelli's tour drawing to a close. The 2/5 for a Chelsea win over Fulham has sent me toppling over the edge. Michael Owen has once again been sidelined through injury. The King of the Castle has been ruled out with a double hernia: it started off as a single but he was feeling lucky. I'll have a little punt on the draw between Manchester City and Newcastle at 23/10. Robbie Savage has often been compared to Roy Keane. Unfortunately, the term 'a poor man' normally plays a significant role. The 7/4 for a Sunderland win over Blackburn can help alleviate poverty amongst the betting classes. Unless Fernando Torres shares the wife's rare medical condition where physical activity is only permitted once a week, he has to start against Wigan. I'll happily back Liverpool at 4/6 if Torres starts: if he's on the bench, I'll lay it like it was Meg White. Reading left it late to land a touch against Wigan last week. With two minutes to go, I was sweating like Prince Charles on Father's Day. These Royals are pretty useful; they can leave Portsmouth with a point at 5/2. They say that good things come in small packages, and that's an adage to which I am forced to subscribe. Cesc Fabregas may be diminutive in stature, but he's a true giant on the football pitch. Arsene has set the little man on fire, he'll inspire Arsenal to a victory over West Ham at 10/11. While Cesc is banging the goals in for fun, Andy Johnson would struggle to score at a Ronaldo house-party. I'm loving the 5/2 for a draw between Everton and Middlesbrough. Steve Bruce is genuinely looking forward to the visit of Manchester United. It's not a result of his Old Trafford ties, he just wants to stand next to Carlos Tevez and not be considered the ugly one. The 4/7 for a Manchester United win over the Blues is absolutely stunning. I'm definitely worried about this bluetongue virus. Apparently, it's transmitted by midges, so I'm steering well clear of Sammy Lee. Bolton are worth a small bet at 7/4 against Derby. Martin Jol appears to have lost the plot. I wouldn't treat a dog the way Jol has treated Jermain Defoe, especially as she failed to swallow my biscuit story. Aston Villa will leave the Lane with a point at 9/4. I'm sure the wife has shared her outrageous theory on 'biscuitgate' with her mother. I've been a nervous wreck since the incident; I just haven't been feeling myself. Arsenal, Liverpool, Manchester United and an Everton draw form a 14/1 weekend accer that will hopefully lift my flagging spirits. Weekend Betting: Man City v Newcastle Saturday 29th September 12:45 Live on Sky Man City 5/4 Draw 23/10 Newcastle 5/2 Get on: Draw Match Special: Petrov to score in a 1-1 draw 25/1 Chelsea v Fulham Saturday 29th September 15:00 Chelsea 2/5 Draw 4/1 Fulham 11/1 Get on: Chelsea Match Special: Shevchenko to score a hat-trick 25/1 Derby v Bolton Saturday 29th September 15:00 Derby 7/4 Draw 23/10 Bolton 7/4 Get on: Bolton Match Special: Anelka to score the first goal 13/2 Portsmouth v Reading Saturday 29th September 15:00 Portsmouth 5/6 Draw 5/2 Reading 9/2 Get on: Draw Match Special: Match to finish either 1-1 or 2-2 4/1 Sunderland v Blackburn Saturday 29th September 15:00 Sunderland 7/4 Draw 9/4 Blackburn 7/4 Get on: Sunderland Match Special: Chopra to score the only goal of the game 33/1 West Ham v Arsenal Saturday 29th September 15:00 West Ham 7/2 Draw 13/5 Arsenal 10/11 Get on: Arsenal Match Special: Arsenal to score three or more goals 4/1 Wigan v Liverpool Saturday 29th September 15:00 Wigan 11/2 Draw 14/5 Liverpool 4/6 Get on: Liverpool Match Special: Torres to score two or more goals 5/1 Birmingham v Man Utd Saturday 29th September 17:15 Live on Setanta Birmingham 6/1 Draw 3/1 Man Utd 4/7 Get on: Man Utd Match Special: Tevez to score from outside the penalty area 7/1 Everton v Middlesbrough Sunday 30th September 16:00 Live on Sky Everton 5/6 Draw 5/2 Middlesbrough 7/2 Get on: Draw Match Special: No goalscorer in the match 10/1 Tottenham v Aston Villa Monday 1st October 20:00 Live on Setanta Tottenham 11/10 Draw 9/4 Aston Villa 10/3 Get on: Draw Match Special: No cards to be shown in the match 12/1 Labels: Premiership Posted by soccerbetting.info @ 11:36 PM

Premier League weekend preview by GerryMcDonnell (Thursday, August 23, 2007)

Ding Dong, Merry Lee on High Technology is not always a blessing. The growth of industrial automation has led to a good friend of mine losing his job. I accept that the confectionary industry has every right to make the despatch of its products more cost-effective, but that doesn't help the out-of-work fudge-packer. Being a humanitarian, I've asked Dave to stay at my house for a while until he finds his feet; which coincidentally is a problem for the wife. The evil one nearly fainted when he moved his belongings in, as he was accompanied by a nine-foot long python. Even the fact that the reptile was visually impaired failed to calm her nerves, I had to constantly reassure her that she was in no danger from Dave's one-eyed snake. My pal has always had a soft spot for animals; he even cries when Blackburn have a player sent off. The wild Rovers face a tough trip to Goodison Park; I'll be in tears if it doesn't end in a draw at 9/4. Dave should try to get a job with the Premier League, as they abhor technology. Middlesbrough aren't complaining though; they managed to pull off the most blatant robbery at a Cottage since Fred Barras. If the officials are kind enough to allow Newcastle a goal when they put the ball over the line, they can leave the Riverside with three points at 19/10. Rafa Benitez deserves praise for the signing of Torres and the repositioning of Gerrard, but I remain wholly unconvinced by the goatee. I can't quite put my finger on what it reminds me of, but I know my mate Dave doesn't like it. I'm loving the 11/4 for a draw between Sunderland and Liverpool. It's not often you'll see 'Sven Goran Eriksson' and 'clean sheets' in the same sentence, but it's three wins out of three for the Manchester City manager without conceding a goal. Bookmakers have priced up Arsenal at a huge 4/6 as a result of Sven's perfect start: that's nap bet material. Chelsea players are being a little bit naughty in constantly haranguing the referee. John Terry is the worst culprit, he's definitely the master baiter. You have to like the 3/10 for a Chelsea win against Pompey; they'll win with a little something in hand. Antti Niemi is set to return for Fulham after recovering from a wrist injury; presumably picked up while playing against Robbie Savage. I don't think he'll enjoy his first game back, it'll prove something of an anticlimax. The Villa are a confident call at 5/6. It's been an awful start to the season for Bolton; they're as pointless as a salad bowl in Chez Lampard. Things are finally going their way now though; El Hadji Diouf wants to leave. Sammy Lee will be ecstatic if Bolton pick up their first points of the season at home to Reading. At 7/5, I'm priced in. Derby v Birmingham was a Championship match last season: there's a fair chance it will be a Championship match next season. I can't see past a draw at 9/4. Craig Bellamy withdrew from the Wales squad in midweek as his bint was dropping a little cash-grabber. On reflection, he probably should have withdrawn a little earlier. The even money for West Ham beating Wigan is worth staying in for. Manchester United have had 61 shots on goal in their three Premiership matches this season: Tottenham have Paul Robinson in goal. This is basic arithmetic. Man U are unmissable at 8/15. Spurs can consider themselves fortunate that Ronaldo received a three-match ban for violent conduct. My mate Dave thought the Portuguese winger got off lightly; he wanted to see his butt more severely punished. My cheeks will be red if this week's accer fails to oblige: Arsenal, Aston Villa, Bolton, West Ham and Manchester United will come to my rescue at an ostentatious 20/1. Weekend Betting: Sunderland v Liverpool Saturday 25th August 12:45 Live on Sky Sunderland 11/2 Draw 11/4 Liverpool 4/6 Get on: Draw Match Special: Chopra to score in a 1-1 draw 20/1 Arsenal v Man City Saturday 25th August 15:00 Arsenal 4/6 Draw 14/5 Man City 5/1 Get on: Arsenal Match Special: Van Persie to score two or more goals 6/1 Aston Villa v Fulham Saturday 25th August 15:00 Aston Villa 5/6 Draw 12/5 Fulham 4/1 Get on: Aston Villa Match Special: Carew to score in a 2-0 Villa win 12/1 Bolton v Reading Saturday 25th August 15:00 Bolton 7/5 Draw 9/4 Reading 23/10 Get on: Bolton Match Special: Bolton to win 1-0 or 2-1 10/3 Chelsea v Portsmouth Saturday 25th August 15:00 Chelsea 3/10 Draw 4/1 Portsmouth 14/1 Get on: Chelsea Match Special: Terry to score with a header 9/1 Derby v Birmingham Saturday 25th August 15:00 Derby 6/4 Draw 9/4 Birmingham 15/8 Get on: Draw Match Special: No goalscorer in the match 17/2 West Ham v Wigan Saturday 25th August 15:00 West Ham Evs Draw 12/5 Wigan 10/3 Get on: West Ham Match Special: Noble to score at any time 6/1 Everton v Blackburn Saturday 25th August 17:15 Live on Setanta Everton 11/10 Draw 9/4 Blackburn 14/5 Get on: Draw Match Special: Match to finish 0-0 or 1-1 11/4 Middlesbrough v Newcastle Sunday 26th August 13:30 Live on Setanta Middlesbrough 13/8 Draw 23/10 Newcastle 19/10 Get on: Newcastle Match Special: Viduka to score the first goal 13/2 Man Utd v Tottenham Sunday 26th August 16:00 Live on Sky Man Utd 8/15 Draw 3/1 Tottenham 6/1 Get on: Man Utd Match Special: Man Utd to score four or more goals 5/1 Labels: premier-league, Premiership, soccer-betting Posted by soccerbetting.info @ 8:22 AM

Premier League Weekend Preview by Gerry McDonnell (Thursday, August 16, 2007)

Why fight the hand that kneads you? The mobile phone has been heralded as a great invention, but I automatically frown upon any tool that encourages spousal interaction. I remember my feeling of angst as my circle of friend embraced the technological breakthrough. Even my old man joined in, and he's a complete technophobe; he once sold his television because a little fellow in the corner of the screen was making hand signals towards him. The wife shares my disdain for this evil apparatus. I really felt for her when she realised her fingers were too chunky for the keypad: she wasn't too upset though, she has the same problem with the landline. After several years of steadfast resistance, I finally caved. I'm now the proud owner of a phone that can take photos, record video, play music, cook dinner and nip down the offy; the only thing it can't do is make a telephone call without crackling like a pensioner. My decision to join the mobile revolution has paid off handsomely as I now have access to 'Frank TV'. I'm a real Lampard fan; I even subscribe to his popular video hosting website, YouTub. I'm looking forward to watching Frank strut his considerable stuff at Anfield on Sunday. Chelsea are an outstanding bet at 2/1 as Liverpool will be without their star performer from last week's win over the Villa; they'll really miss young Riley. Losing Wayne Rooney to a long term injury would normally be catastrophic, but when you have Carlos Tevez waiting in the wings, the blow is considerably softened. Tevez is almost a clone of Rooney, only without the excess fat; although I should congratulate her on landing her own TV show. Carlos is big enough and unquestionably ugly enough to nullify the loss of Rooney and Ronaldo, United must be backed at 4/5 to take the derby day honours. Jens Lehmann will still be seething after his opening day gaffe. The excitable German couldn't have looked more like a clown without a pair of giant shoes, a ginger wig and Fergie's nose. I'm raising a smile to the gargantuan 5/4 for an Arsenal win over Blackburn. Even though Bolton are pointless after two matches, the wife is convinced that Sammy Lee will stick with the same team for the trip to Fratton Park. I overheard her on the phone to her mother complaining that he's not big enough to touch the side. Pompey are a great shout at 10/11 to take advantage. I had to laugh when I heard Lawrie Sanchez accuse Arsenal players of simulation. Baird's challenge on Hleb was probably the most gratuitous trip since the Tony Blair era. I'm falling over the 5/4 for a Fulham win over the Boro. Roy Keane has launched an astonishing tirade against footballers' wives for wielding too much influence. What Roy fails to realise is that modern day relationships are a true partnership, where ideas are exchanged in a frank and open manner until the male gets knocked out. The 11/5 for a Sunderland win over Wigan is particularly tasty. Tottenham's transfer policy has left me decidedly perplexed. To spend £16.5m on what should be your 4th choice striker is particularly puzzling, especially when your midfield is in worse shape than Amy Winehouse. Derby have to be backed at 3/1 to take a point from the Lane. It's been announced that Joey Barton's trial for an alleged attack on a former team-mate will commence on October 4th. I'm guessing the six-week delay is to allow the prosecution enough time to catalogue his previous form. I can't wait to take the evens for a Newcastle win over Villa. I remember when Craig Bellamy found himself in the dock after a nightclub ruck with a young female reveller. One witness testified that he was so out of control, she struggled to pull him off: we've all been there after a few ales. A little punt on the Hammers leaving St Andrews with a point at 9/4 will prove uplifting. For Steve Coppell, an outbreak of '2nd season syndrome' is the greatest threat to the dressing room since 'bird flu', although in the interest of fairness, Bellamy was acquitted. Reading can repel the manger's fears by taking a point off Everton at 9/4. If my source is to be believed, Frank Lampard will be the next high profile footballer to be arrested. Senior police officials are considering charging him with possession of an offensive relative. Portsmouth, Fulham, Manchester United and Arsenal form a 15/1 weekend accer that will raise funds for my campaign to free the Chelsea 1 1/2. Weekend Betting: Portsmouth v Bolton Saturday 18th August 12:45 Live on Sky Portsmouth 10/11 Draw 23/10 Bolton 10/3 Get on: Portsmouth Match Special: Nugent to score with a header 6/1 Birmingham v West Ham Saturday 18th August 15:00 Birmingham 7/5 Draw 9/4 West Ham 15/8 Get on: Draw Match Special: Bellamy to score in a 1-1 draw 16/1 Fulham v Middlesbrough Saturday 18th August 15:00 Fulham 5/4 Draw 9/4 Middlesbrough 11/5 Get on: Fulham Match Special: Papa Bouba Diop to score at any time 5/1 Reading v Everton Saturday 18th August 15:00 Reading 6/4 Draw 9/4 Everton 15/8 Get on: Draw Match Special: No goalscorer in the match 17/2 Tottenham v Derby Saturday 18th August 15:00 Tottenham 1/2 Draw 3/1 Derby 15/2 Get on: Draw Match Special: Match to finish 1-1 or 2-2 9/2 Wigan v Sunderland Saturday 18th August 15:00 Wigan 5/4 Draw 9/4 Sunderland 11/5 Get on: Sunderland Match Special: Chopra to score two or more goals 10/1 Newcastle v Aston Villa Saturday 18th August 17:15 Live on Setanta Newcastle Evs Draw 12/5 Aston Villa 10/3 Get on: Newcastle Match Special: Newcastle to score three or more goals 4/1 Man City v Man Utd Sunday 19th August 13:30 Live on Sky Man City 4/1 Draw 12/5 Man Utd 4/5 Get on: Man Utd Match Special: Tevez to score direct from a free kick 9/1 Blackburn v Arsenal Sunday 19th August 15:00 Blackburn 5/2 Draw 9/4 Arsenal 5/4 Get on: Arsenal Match Special: Arsenal to score a penalty 9/2 Liverpool v Chelsea Sunday 19th August 16:00 Live on Sky Liverpool 6/4 Draw 11/5 Chelsea 2/1 Get on: Chelsea Match Special: Lampard to score from outside the penalty area 5/1 Labels: premier-league, Premiership, soccer-betting Posted by soccerbetting.info @ 8:52 AM

Premier League Weekend Betting Preview by Gerry McDonnell (Friday, August 10, 2007)

Live Free or Pie Hard When the wife was pregnant with little Goliath, she asked if I'd still find her attractive when she put on weight. "More weight," I instinctively corrected." It's perfectly understandable if a lady's weight yo-yo's after such a stressful event, but with the wife, it merely yo'd. There's no excuse for a Premiership footballer to ?tubby up' in such an outlandish fashion, so I hope there's no truth to the rumours emanating from Ewood Park. It's alleged that a number of senior pros became hooked on pie and mash during the summer break. If the word on the street is correct, the players were so fixated with this culinary abomination, they stored a substantial amount of Fray Bentos pies in the club canteen. Mark Hughes was understandably livid when he discovered the secret stash and immediately placed a lock on the freezer. Robbie Savage considered the manager's act a blatant violation of his civil liberties and threatened to leave the club if he wasn't granted immediate access to the forbidden pastries. Mark Hughes stood his ground though, and refused to release the pie-key. The 6/4 for Middlesbrough to open their campaign with a win over Blackburn is as delicious a treat as anything locked away in Sparky's freezer of shame. I was quite surprised when the news broke that Robert Earnshaw had joined Derby; the little Welshman obviously misunderstood when asked if he would like to join the Rams. Earnie can help Derby take a point off Pompey at 9/4. Roy Keane was a fierce competitor on the pitch: he went through more footballers than Gemma Atkinson. He'll need the same fighting spirit from his team when they face a formidable Tottenham side; I'm tucking in to the Spuds at 13/10. Newcastle have gone down the multinational road in their search for new signings. Big Sam has signed a Brazilian, a Spaniard, a Cameroonian, a Czech, an Aussie, an Englishman and a Scouser. It wouldn't surprise me if he made a move for the promising Russian international, Ivan Terbungoutofit. The Premier League computer has mischievously sent Newcastle to Bolton for their opening fixture; Big Sam has it in the bag at 2/1. I have a lot of faith in Andy ?Magic' Johnson, even though he's yet to master the ?staying on his feet' trick. I'll be making the 8/11 for an Everton win over Wigan disappear. If given the choice to play for Chelsea at Stamford Bridge or represent a George Bush 11 in Iran, I'd probably plump for the latter as the risk of injury diminishes significantly. Jose must be cursed; I'm taking Birmingham at 11/2 to snatch a shock draw. I'm finding it hard to pick a winner in the West Ham v Manchester City match. I asked the wife for her opinion, but she's also sitting on the fence. I'm now praying for the draw at 9/4, as I need funds for a new fence. Aston Villa supporters could not be happier with the progress made by Randy Lerner and Martin O'Neill. The giant may still be sleeping, but he's being poked with a pointy stick. Villa are overpriced at 3/1 to kick the season off with a win over Liverpool. Fulham fans must be devastated. Mohammed Al Fayed gave his manager the green light to sign established internationals; and Sanchez tucked him up on a technicality. The Cottagers have never won away at Arsenal; the Gooners are the weekend banker at 4/11. I was disturbed to read that Wayne Rooney has outrageously had his chest waxed. There's nothing wrong with connecting with your feminine side, but only when you're trying to find shelter for the little beard-hunter. There's nothing camp about the 1/4 for a Manchester United win over Reading. I just hope Ryan Giggs doesn't follow Rooney's lead, as the repercussions of dwindling wax reserves could prove catastrophic for small businesses. A little accer on Tottenham, Aston Villa, Arsenal and Manchester United at 13/1 will offer a lifeline to those most under threat. Weekend Betting: Sunderland v Tottenham Saturday 11th August 12:45 Live on Sky Sunderland 5/2 Draw 12/5 Tottenham 13/10 Get on: Tottenham Match Special: Berbatov to score the only goal of the game 28/1 Bolton v Newcastle Saturday 11th August 15:00 Bolton 6/4 Draw 9/4 Newcastle 2/1 Get on: Newcastle Match Special: Viduka to score at any time 5/2 Derby v Portsmouth Saturday 11th August 15:00 Derby 2/1 Draw 9/4 Portsmouth 6/4 Get on: Draw Match Special: Earnshaw to score in a 1-1 draw 20/1 Everton v Wigan Saturday 11th August 15:00 Everton 8/11 Draw 5/2 Wigan 5/1 Get on: Everton Match Special: Everton to win and keep a clean sheet 9/5 Middlesbrough v Blackburn Saturday 11th August 15:00 Middlesbrough 6/4 Draw 9/4 Blackburn 2/1 Get on: Middlesbrough Match Special: Tuncay to score the first goal 17/2 West Ham v Man City Saturday 11th August 15:00 West Ham 6/5 Draw 9/4 Man City 3/1 Get on: Draw Match Special: Match to finish either 1-1 or 2-2 7/2 Aston Villa v Liverpool Saturday 11th August 17:15 Live on Setanta Aston Villa 3/1 Draw 23/10 Liverpool 11/10 Get on: Aston Villa Match Special: Carew to score with a header 6/1 Arsenal v Fulham Sunday 12th August 12:00 Arsenal 4/11 Draw 4/1 Fulham 10/1 Get on: Arsenal Match Special: Arsenal to score four or more goals 4/1 Chelsea v Birmingham Sunday 12th August 13:30 Live on Sky Chelsea 2/9 Draw 11/2 Birmingham 16/1 Get on: Draw Match Special: Birmingham to score one goal or more 11/8 Man Utd v Reading Sunday 12th August 16:00 Live on Sky Man Utd 1/4 Draw 9/2 Reading 14/1 Get on: Man Utd Match Special: Tevez and Rooney both to score 5/1 Labels: premier-league, Premiership, soccer-betting Posted by soccerbetting.info @ 3:23 PM

Ante-Post Betting season preview by Gerry McDonnell (Thursday, August 02, 2007)

It's not if, it's Sven On reflection, my decision to take a couple of weeks off to 'rest' was flawed from the outset. The wife went completely 'Stefan Postma' on me; she was constantly on my back. The evil one demanded that the bedroom receive a full makeover. As nothing has been done in there for a number of years, I wasn't overly upset with her having the decorators in. Tidying up the garden was the hardest job. I was absolutely knackered at the end; the incessant drone of the lawnmower completely ruined my afternoon nap. I did manage to wash the car myself. I say wash, but 'drove in the rain' would probably be a more accurate description. In my defence, I have been busy putting together a collection of ante-post football bets that are so tasty, Nordic babe-magnet Sven Goran Eriksson has been trying to get his hands on them. Manchester United are a confident pick for Premiership glory. United were clearly the best team in the league last season, and their summer transfer dealings have been nothing short of exemplary. United are available at 7/5 in a two-horse race: I suspect foal play. Liverpool are the betting equivalent of Lenny Henry: every year they receive massive support for no apparent reason. I like the look of Arsenal at 2/1 in the betting without Man U and Chelsea. I've got a lot of time for 'let's do it again' Sven. England rose from 17th to 4th in the FIFA world rankings under the Swede's tutelage, and he managed to orchestrate this transformation while planting his pole more than Sergey Bubka. The 2/1 for Manchester City finishing the season in the top half of the table is the most surprising offer since Ulrika Johnson offered the ageing Lothario a little slice of Swedish fish pie. I always try to gain an edge wherever possible, so I asked the wife's computer-savvy sister to run a series of simulations on the Premiership handicap. After a significant number of entries last Saturday night, she has reached the conclusion that Manchester City will finish on around the 100 point mark (they receive a 41 point start), making them an each-way steal at 15/1. The Golden Boot is a tough market to crack under normal circumstances, but with Didier Drogba (the clear favourite) on African Nations Cup duty for up to two months, a little dabble may prove pleasantly prudent. Eduardo netted 71 goals in 100 games in Croatia; if he settles early at the Emirates, the 28/1 will prove the greatest gift since Cher's offering to a young Franck Ribery in the tear-jerking chick-flick 'Mask'. There are a number of season match bets available where the probability of success is greater then the odds-makers have calculated. Man City to finish above West Ham at 11/8 is the standout, and Middlesbrough to finish above Sunderland at evens is a close runner-up. If bets were birds, these two would be on Sven's 'to do' list. I love to have a pre-season accer on the four divisions, but it's normally about as successful as a Frank Skinner sitcom. There's always one team that lets me down; even when I just have a single. This year, it's all about to change. I'm siding with Manchester United in the Premiership, Southampton in the Championship, Swansea in League 1 and the MK Dons in the basement. A £1 each way accer will return £2,206 if all prove successful, I've already entered the £46 return for all four to place on my spreadsheet. It all kicks off in Scotland this weekend, and there will also be a few football matches. I can't be having Celtic at 1/4 without Boruc and Nakamura; I'll take Killy at evens with a 1 1/2 goal start. Rangers will be oozing confidence after a pre-season victory over Chelsea and a Champions League qualifying stroll in midweek. I'll be celebrating like a true Scot if the Gers take the points against Inverness at 1/2; i've even bought the skirt. As a spectacle, last season's FA Cup final was possibly the dullest piece of television ever, if we choose to ignore 'David Beckham's Soccer USA'. Manchester United have a chance to redeem themselves against Chelsea in the Community Shield, I'll happily play at 13/8. United have quality throughout the pitch, but I'll put forward Wayne Rooney as the most likely first scorer at 7/1. I would have plumped for the outstanding Carlos Tevez if it wasn't for the delay in his transfer; he's still tied up filming 'Mask 2, it's got a whole lot worse'. Labels: ante-post-betting, Championship, league-1, premier-league, Premiership, Scotland Posted by soccerbetting.info @ 8:50 AM

Premier League weekend preview by Gerry McDonnell (Thursday, May 10, 2007)

64 Seconds in Paris I'm not one of those parents who wrap their children up in cotton wool; I refuse to even pay for pyjamas. I do try my best to keep little Goliath away from television that he may find disturbing though, which normally involves avoiding programmes with Noel Edmonds. Manchester United's title winning celebrations at Eastlands caught me completely off-guard. The sight of a topless Rio Ferdinand should have set alarm bells ringing, but as he was next to a bare-chested Ronaldo; all I could think of was grabbing a can of Tango from the fridge. Before I could reach the kitchen, the camera switched to widescreen to show Wayne Rooney with his hands gently caressing the bottom of his shirt. As Rooney's intentions became clear, i lurched for the remote control in a desperate yet futile attempt to save Goliath from the grisly spectacle. The wee man was left traumatised by the ensuing pictures, and he's visited the sea-life centre on many occasions. Manchester United were in a similar state in '95 when the Hammers cost United the title; the Red Devils will finally take revenge at 3/5. Jose Mourinho has rightly apologised for his over-the-top personal attack on Ronaldo. Judging a man as a result of his background is completely out of order; that's the kind of thing a Frenchman would do. I'm surrendering to the 8/13 for a Chelsea win over Everton. Reporting a crime to the filth has a certain stigma attached to it, like being seen in public with a Sweaty, but few would argue with Dabo's decision to tuck up Joey Barton. Michael Ball's stamp on Ronaldo would suggest that Barton has been a real influence on his team-mates; I'm putting my foot down, get on Spurs at 1/2 to see off Man City. Charlton may have suffered the ignominy of relegation, but like Arnold Schwarzenegger, they'll be back, probably harassing women. I'm getting my hands on the 2/5 for a Liverpool win over the Addicks. I'm not one to point fingers, unless I see an overweight ginger-haired kid with glasses, but Freddie Shepherd should shoulder the blame for Newcastle's awful season. A draw between the disappointing Watford and Newcastle will come as no surprise at 12/5. Paris Hilton has found herself looking at a prison sentence, or to use the correct term; she's gone for a Barton. (It's heartbreaking when your favourite movie stars let themselves down.) That young lady needs to be scared straight; it would take me just over a minute. I'm currently getting stuck into the 11/10 for a Blackburn win over Reading. Cesc Fabregas is a quality footballer, but I suspect that he may also lead a secret life as a superhero. Fabman's noble quest is to mildly annoy tubby midfielders. An Arsenal win over Pompey is the call at an absolutely fabulous 6/4. I have to take my hat off to Neil Warnock. The Sheffield United manager has only found himself in one touchline ruck this season; that's a remarkable show of restraint from the combustible northerner. Sheffield United can put the nail in Wigan's Premiership coffin at a placid 13/10. Sammy Lee has always been a winner. The Bolton manager once played a starring role in Liverpool's FA youth cup winning team; but he was 37 at the time. The wife is also a little person, but it doesn't hold her back; I just put a chair by the sink. There's nothing small about the 3/1 for an Aston Villa win over Bolton. I'll try anything once, except enter a pie-eating contest with Mark Viduka. I must have a go on Middlesbrough at 10/11 against Fulham. Paris Hilton and I have a lot in common, we're both reluctant to do a little bird. Aston Villa, Chelsea, Man Utd and Middlesbrough form a weekend accer that I am genuinely excited about; the payout is a salacious 18/1. Weekend Betting: Blackburn v Reading Sunday 13th May 15:00 Blackburn 11/10 Draw 12/5 Reading 13/5 Get on: Blackburn Match Special: McCarthy to score two or more goals 13/2 Bolton v Aston Villa Sunday 13th May 15:00 Bolton 10/11 Draw 13/5 Aston Villa 3/1 Get on: Aston Villa Match Special: Carew to score the only goal of the game 55/1 Chelsea v Everton Sunday 13th May 15:00 Chelsea 8/13 Draw 14/5 Everton 6/1 Get on: Chelsea Match Special: John Terry to score with a header 9/1 Liverpool v Charlton Sunday 13th May 15:00 Liverpool 2/5 Draw 7/2 Charlton 8/1 Get on: Liverpool Match Special: Liverpool to keep a clean sheet 10/11 Man Utd v West Ham Sunday 13th May 15:00 Live on Sky Man Utd 3/5 Draw 11/4 West Ham 5/1 Get on: Man Utd Match Special: Rooney to score from outside the penalty area 5/1 Middlesbrough v Fulham Sunday 13th May 15:00 Middlesbrough 10/11 Draw 12/5 Fulham 10/3 Get on: Middlesbrough Match Special: Viduka to score the first goal 11/2 Portsmouth v Arsenal Sunday 13th May 15:00 Portsmouth 15/8 Draw 5/2 Arsenal 6/4 Get on: Arsenal Match Special: Fabregas to score at any time 13/2 Sheff Utd v Wigan Sunday 13th May 15:00 Live on Sky Sheff Utd 13/10 Draw 12/5 Wigan 23/10 Get on: Sheff Utd Match Special: Sheff Utd to score three or more goals 5/1 Tottenham v Man City Sunday 13th May 15:00 Tottenham 1/2 Draw 16/5 Man City 6/1 Get on: Tottenham Match Special: Berbatov to score a hat-trick 20/1 Watford v Newcastle Sunday 13th May 15:00 Watford 9/5 Draw 12/5 Newcastle 7/4 Get on: Draw Match Special: No goal scorer in the match 8/1 Labels: Betting, Football, Premier League, Premiership, Soccer Posted by soccerbetting.info @ 10:03 AM

Premier League weekend preview by Gerry McDonnell (Thursday, May 03, 2007)

McCaffrey's Gone Flat You have to admire the Chinese. Their ability to knock up a wall and eat with sticks is impressive enough, but it's their work in the field of insightful proverb creation where they truly excel. 'Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day; teach him how to fish and he'll bore you in conversation' is one of theirs, and never a truer word was spoken. Personally, the phrase i use most often is 'good things come in little packages', but it is a blatant lie. Good things do come to those who wait though; and after a four year hiatus, the Premiership trophy is on its way back to Old Trafford. United can wrap up the title at Eastlands against a Manchester City side who have only scored 10 goals at home all season. Another blank for Psycho's mob will leave them with the worst record since the latest offering from the sexually ambiguous Robbie Williams. I'm only going one way in this match; United will see off a Barton-less City at 8/15. It's been another fantastic season for Sam Allardyce, if we choose to disregard the odd episode of Panorama. The threat of a Glasgow kiss has forced the big man to walk away from the Reebok; West Ham can take full advantage at 5/4. The press believe that the Hammers were only spared a points deduction for rule-breaking as they pleaded guilty at the last minute. I guess throwing your hands up to a mistake is always the right course of action; I await a statement from Mr and Mrs McCaffrey. I'm admitting to a little interest in Tevez to score at any time at 15/8. Arsenal and Chelsea meet for the first time since the Snarling Cup final where Adedayor saw red for looking like Eboue. An Arsenal win over a deflated Chelsea resembles value at 19/10. I would hate to see anyone lose their job, with the possible exception of Tim Lovejoy, but the omens do not look good for Glenn Roeder. Fat Freddie has allegedly been courting Sven Goran Eriksson (It's a step up for Sven after Ulrika) and Big Sam is also in the frame. A Newcastle win over Blackburn at 13/10 will keep Roeder in his position, for now. Gareth Southgate is better than Pele; the Middlesbrough manager can keep Wood on a permanent basis. I'm getting up early to back Boro at 5/2 to beat Wigan. A few members of the betting community are still sore with Harry Redknapp. It's not a result of the great 'next Pompey manager' sting of 2005; it's the fact that he's almost certainly partly responsible for Jamie. All will be forgiven if Pompey leave Goodison Park with a point at 12/5. The Villa have a 100% record at home to Sheffield United in the Premiership, but admittedly, that form is older than Helen Chamberlain. History is against the Blades, recent form is also against them, but perhaps most tellingly of all, the G man is against them. The Villa will turn it on at 11/10. Lefty lunatic Michael Moore made the point that soldiers on the front line are rarely sons of influential people, but Prince Harry's decision to toil for the oil has bucked that trend. His old man is understandably anxious though; keep your chin up Major. It'll be a major surprise if Spurs fail to beat Charlton; I'm getting involved at a slick 7/5. The last three matches between Reading and Watford may have finished goalless, but the Hornets are now easier to beat than a Frenchman in Manchester. The Royals can consolidate their UEFA Cup spot at a fighting 4/9. Appointing a boss on a temporary basis can occasionally pay dividends, but Lawrie Sanchez is the worst caretaker since Ian Huntley. Liverpool have won their last two meets with Fulham by four clear goals, a great week for the Reds is about to get better at 13/10. Banking the cash from last week's winning accer may appeal to some, but I plan to roll over the profit like it was Kate Moss. Newcastle, Reading, West Ham and Aston Villa are the four good-things, the payout is a titillating 14/1. Weekend Betting: Man City v Man Utd Saturday 5th May 12:45 Live on Sky Man City 6/1 Draw 3/1 Man Utd 8/15 Get on: Man Utd Match Special: Ronaldo to score direct from a free kick 8/1 Everton v Portsmouth Saturday 5th May 15:00 Everton Evs Draw 12/5 Portsmouth 3/1 Get on: Draw Match Special: No goal scorer in the match 17/2 Fulham v Liverpool Saturday 5th May 15:00 Fulham 12/5 Draw 12/5 Liverpool 13/10 Get on: Liverpool Match Special: Liverpool to score three or more goals 9/2 Newcastle v Blackburn Saturday 5th May 15:00 Newcastle 13/10 Draw 12/5 Blackburn 21/10 Get on: Newcastle Match Special: Michael Owen to score the first goal 11/2 Reading v Watford Saturday 5th May 15:00 Reading 4/9 Draw 7/2 Watford 15/2 Get on: Reading Match Special: Reading to win and keep a clean sheet 13/10 West Ham v Bolton Saturday 5th May 15:00 West Ham 5/4 Draw 12/5 Bolton 12/5 Get on: West Ham Match Special: Tevez to score two or more goals 13/2 Wigan v Middlesbrough Saturday 5th May 15:00 Wigan 5/4 Draw 12/5 Middlesbrough 5/2 Get on: Middlesbrough Match Special: Viduka to score at any time 5/2 Aston Villa v Sheff Utd Saturday 5th May 17:15 Live on Premiership Plus Aston Villa 11/10 Draw 12/5 Sheff Utd 11/4 Get on: Aston Villa Match Special: Aston Villa to win by two or more goals 3/1 Arsenal v Chelsea Sunday 6th May 16:00 Live on Sky Arsenal 19/10 Draw 23/10 Chelsea 13/8 Get on: Arsenal Match Special: Adebayor to score the only goal of the game 40/1 Charlton v Tottenham Monday 7th May 20:00 Live on Sky Charlton 21/10 Draw 5/2 Tottenham 7/5 Get on: Tottenham Match Special: Berbatov and Keane both to score 13/2 Labels: Betting, Football, Premier League, Premiership, Soccer Posted by soccerbetting.info @ 9:23 AM

Premier League weekend preview by Gerry McDonnell (Thursday, April 26, 2007)

A Little Wayne Never Hurt Anyone As much as I enjoy my position as the country's leading football betting scribe, I occasionally yearn for the more glamorous world of investigative journalism. When news broke that David Moyes had initiated legal proceedings against Wayne Rooney for alleging that his ex-boss leaked tales of his 'cash for a rash' habit; I sensed my opportunity. To get to the bottom of the story, I knew I had to do everything that young Rooney did, with the exception of the old trout. After conducting my initial enquiries, I can confirm that there are establishments that offer this kind of tawdry service, and they open on a Friday night, a Saturday morning and a Sunday afternoon. I'm not sure if these places are open in midweek, but my investigation is ongoing. At this early stage, I wouldn't like to put money on Moyes being successful in his action, as my overheads have left me virtually potless. I'll try to recoup a little by backing Rooney's United to see off the Moyes boys at 8/11. It may sound ridiculous to claim that Watford have enjoyed their spell in the top flight, but some people welcome a spanking on a weekly basis. The Hornets will be getting tonked at Bramall Lane this week, 4/7 is lying on the table. Manchester City haven't scored a Premiership goal in front of their own supporters since New Years Day. Luckily for the Psycho, Aston Villa are the next visitors to Eastlands so Vassell is guaranteed a goal. The Villa are unbeaten in their last six matches; a draw looks the call at 9/4. Jose Mourinho believes that Manchester United's opponents are denied penalties as a result of a 'new rule'. The Special One is completely wrong on this one; that directive was introduced several years ago. I only have one rule this weekend, get on Chelsea at 1/3 to see off Bolton. If i had to pick Wigan's most consistent performer, I'd probably plump for the chairman; he's been consistently wrong in every interview this season. West Ham can drag Wigan into the relegation battle at 12/5. Charlton have one major advantage over their backdoor threatened rivals, they have the Bent lad up front. The classy hitman can help Charlton leave Ewood Park with a point at 5/2. I was surprised that the tabloids found it newsworthy to reveal that the royal family are Arsenal fans. I'm pretty sure that Prince Philip supported the Gunners in last season's Champions League final; I heard he wrote a note saying 'Get it done in Paris.' The Queen's favourite team will put one over her favourite shopkeeper at 4/9. Stevie Gerrard swapped shirts with Frank Lampard after Liverpool's first leg defeat in their Champions League semi; he's always had a soft spot for camping. The Reds will have one eye on the second leg; Portsmouth can land the upset at 11/4. Reading were absolutely devastated when Newcastle won from behind at St James' earlier in the season; nobody has regretted losing a lead in such a fashion since Helen Chamberlain's ex-boyfriend. The Royals can gain revenge at 21/20. Middlesbrough are having to plan for next season without Mark Viduka. Gareth Southgate is said to be quite disappointed; but it's Christmas come early for the catering department. Backing the draw between Boro and Spurs at 12/5 will make us all feel that little bit happier. Portsmouth, Sheffield United, Arsenal and Reading form a 14/1 weekend accer that is so liberating, I've finally realised that the female of the species is not a commodity that can be bought and sold. Renting remains a viable alternative. Weekend Betting: Chelsea v Bolton Saturday 28th April 12:45 Live on Sky Chelsea 1/3 Draw 4/1 Bolton 10/1 Get on: Chelsea Match Special: Lampard to score from outside the penalty area 7/2 Everton v Man Utd Saturday 28th April 12:45 Live on Sky Everton 4/1 Draw 13/5 Man Utd 8/11 Get on: Man Utd Match Special: Rooney to score the first goal 5/1 Blackburn v Charlton Saturday 28th April 15:00 Blackburn 5/4 Draw 5/2 Charlton 11/4 Get on: Draw Match Special: Darren Bent to score in a 1-1 draw 17/1 Man City v Aston Villa Saturday 28th April 15:00 Man City 13/10 Draw 9/4 Aston Villa 23/10 Get on: Draw Match Special: Vassell and Carew both to score 9/1 Middlesbrough v Tottenham Saturday 28th April 15:00 Middlesbrough 17/10 Draw 12/5 Tottenham 8/5 Get on: Draw Match Special: Match to finish either 1-1 or 2-2 4/1 Portsmouth v Liverpool Saturday 28th April 15:00 Portsmouth 11/4 Draw 12/5 Liverpool 5/4 Get on: Portsmouth Match Special: Taylor to score the only goal of the game 105/1 Sheff Utd v Watford Saturday 28th April 15:00 Sheff Utd 4/7 Draw 3/1 Watford 5/1 Get on: Sheff Utd Match Special: Sheffield United to keep a clean sheet 10/11 Wigan v West Ham Saturday 28th April 15:00 Wigan 13/10 Draw 12/5 West Ham 12/5 Get on: West Ham Match Special: Tevez to score at any time 12/5 Arsenal v Fulham Sunday 29th April 16:00 Live on Sky Arsenal 4/9 Draw 7/2 Fulham 9/1 Get on: Arsenal Match Special: Arsenal to win by two or more goals 6/5 Reading v Newcastle Monday 30th April 20:00 Live on Sky Reading 21/20 Draw 12/5 Newcastle 3/1 Get on: Reading Match Special: Doyle to score two or more goals 11/2 Labels: Betting, Football, Premier League, Premiership, Soccer Posted by soccerbetting.info @ 9:18 AM

Premier League weekend preview by Bet365 (Thursday, April 19, 2007)

PREMIERSHIP PROPHECY ? SPURS TO NICK NORTH LONDON GOAL FEST! We're getting down to the business-end of the season, and Spurs are fancied to get the job done against Arsenal in Saturday's north London derby at generous odds of 17/10 with bet365, who are once again betting every Premiership game to 107%. All the recent signs suggest that the two teams are closer in quality now than they have been at any time since Arsene Wenger's arrival, and the time looks right for Spurs to beat their local rivals for the first time this millennium, but have a bigger bet on the 'overs' at bet365's 4/7. Spurs have scored in every league game this year, except against Chelsea and Man United, and the three previous encounters between these two this season have all gone 'over'. Down at the other end of the table, things are getting very interesting, although Wigan fans won't thank you for reminding them. Wigan face a nigh impossible task against the mighty reds at Anfield, with a bet on a 3-0 or 4-0 scoreline at 8/1 and 16/1 respectively a value alternative to the short match odds of 4/11. It might also be worth considering an each way first goalscorer bet on John Arne Riise at 16/1, especially as bet365 now pay unlimited places on such bets. Elsewhere, Charlton are strongly fancied to heap more pressure on Sheffield United at the Valley. The Addicks are improving in the nick of time, while United's away form is abysmal, which makes bet365's 21/20 for the home win very tempting. There could be more bad news for the Blades if West Ham can beat Everton, and they are worth backing at 7/5 with bet365 as the Toffee's away form is nothing to get excited about. Both Man United (1/5) and Chelsea (8/15) are unopposable at present against Middlesbrough and Newcastle respectively and they're sure to be in plenty of Premiership accumulator bets this weekend, and why not when bet365 will add up to 60% to your winnings if you click. A £25 bet on these two plus Spurs, Liverpool, Charlton and West Ham pays out at just under a grand, including a bet365 bonus of 20%! Best of luck with your Premiership bets this weekend. Labels: Bet365, Betting, Football, Premier League, Premiership, Soccer Posted by soccerbetting.info @ 8:30 AM

Premier League weekend preview by Gerry McDonnell ()

The Heir on the Dog I try to avoid the political arena as a rule, but as a concerned parent, i'm furious with this government's education policy. It makes my blood boil to see numeracy, literacy and religious tolerance dominate the curriculum, while tenuous football related analogies remain conspicuous by their absence. The children could do a lot worse than watch the video of Chelsea's FA cup semi-final win over Blackburn. If the little brats can't be inspired by the reconciliation of Mourinho and Abramovich as a result of the beautiful game, they may as well go and sew trainers for a living as further education would prove a waste of time and money. I was hugely excited by the news that Roman shared a hug with Jose; it's been quite a while for me. I'm embracing the 4/7 for a Chelsea win over Newcastle. The majority of the young lads would undoubtedly benefit from this revolutionary educational concept, and I'd even consider showing the tape to the girls if a strong grade in home economics has been achieved. Spurs versus Arsenal is be the embodiment of equality, the draw is an outstanding 23/10 shot. It makes economic sense to look after the kids of today, as you never know when you'll need a cheap car stereo in the future. The 10/11 for Bolton to beat Reading is another example of value for money. Charlton v Sheffield United could well be the greatest domestic dust-up since the Scottish war of independence where the English and the Sweaties went toe to toe in an epic battle. I'm no history buff, but as Scotland remained an independent nation at the end of the skirmish; I'm assuming England won quite comfortably. Charlton can follow suit at 23/20. Mohammed Al Fayed may have taken a huge gamble appointing a caretaker manager at the business end of the season, but Sanchez is oozing confidence. "They said I couldn't beat Spain, couldn't beat Sweden and couldn't beat England; i've proved the impossible is possible." He's quite an articulate Lawrie. A driven Fulham can share the spoils with Blackburn at 23/10. I can't foresee a Wigan goal at Anfield; the Scousers have been tighter at the back than Lee Hughes all season. Liverpool should take all three points at 4/9. We all have people we admire. Some dig Mandela, others like the cut of Jesus' jib. Personally, I have a lot of time for Aidy Boothroyd. The Watford manager has remained upbeat throughout a disastrous campaign; Manchester City can land another blow at 17/10. I have the utmost sympathy for Andy Johnson. On recent evidence, the England striker would need to be repeatedly pommeled with a baseball bat for the referee to even consider awarding a penalty; and that may not be enough at Old Trafford. West Ham can inflict a little pain on the Toffeemen at 6/4. Aston Villa are finishing the season as they started; if it wasn't for that little six-month sticky patch in the middle they could have been contenders. The Villans are unbeaten against Pompey in their last six meets, the O'Neill revolution will continue at 5/4. Cristiano Ronaldo has signed a new five year deal worth a reported £25m. That kind of money could go a long way to eradicating world hunger, although it would probably be easier to just ask Mark Viduka to donate his snacks. Manchester United will devour Middlesbrough at 1/5. Rio Ferdinand limped out of the FA cup semi-final feeling his groin; confirming my suspicions. Luckily, the injury is not as serious as it first appeared; Rio can add a clean sheet to a United win at a more appetising 4/7. Bolton, Charlton, Manchester City and Aston Villa form a 21/1 weekend accer that is so forthright; Prince William had finally explained why he binned Kate Middleton. "She's friendly, she's good with figures and her vocabulary is impressive, but the bint can't boil an egg," mused the astute part German future monarch. Weekend Betting: Tottenham v Arsenal Saturday 21st April 12:45 Live on Premiership Plus Tottenham 17/10 Draw 23/10 Arsenal 17/10 Get on: Draw Match Special: Match to finish either 2-2 or 3-3 11/1 Bolton v Reading Saturday 21st April 15:00 Bolton 10/11 Draw 12/5 Reading 10/3 Get on: Bolton Match Special: Anelka to score the first goal 11/2 Charlton v Sheff Utd Saturday 21st April 15:00 Charlton 23/20 Draw 23/10 Sheff Utd 13/5 Get on: Charlton Match Special: Darren Bent to score the only goal of the game 28/1 Fulham v Blackburn Saturday 21st April 15:00 Fulham 5/4 Draw 23/10 Blackburn 21/10 Get on: Draw Match Special: McCarthy to score in a 1-1 draw 16/1 Liverpool v Wigan Saturday 21st April 15:00 Liverpool 4/9 Draw 7/2 Wigan 7/1 Get on: Liverpool Match Special: Liverpool to win and keep a clean sheet Evs Watford v Man City Saturday 21st April 15:00 Watford 13/8 Draw 23/10 Man City 17/10 Get on: Man City Match Special: Barton to score from outside the penalty area 11/1 West Ham v Everton Saturday 21st April 15:00 West Ham 6/4 Draw 12/5 Everton 7/4 Get on: West Ham Match Special: Tevez to score direct from a free-kick 8/1 Man Utd v Middlesbrough Saturday 21st April 17:15 Live on Sky Man Utd 1/5 Draw 5/1 Middlesbrough 14/1 Get on: Man Utd Match Special: Man Utd to score a penalty 7/2 Newcastle v Chelsea Sunday 22nd April 13:30 Live on Premiership Plus Newcastle 6/1 Draw 3/1 Chelsea 4/7 Get on: Chelsea Match Special: Drogba and Lampard both to score 11/2 Aston Villa v Portsmouth Sunday 22nd April 16:00 Live on Sky Aston Villa 5/4 Draw 9/4 Portsmouth 11/5 Get on: Aston Villa Match Special: Petrov to score in a 2-0 Villa win 35/1 Labels: Betting, Football, Premier League, Premiership, Soccer Posted by soccerbetting.info @ 6:40 AM

Premier League and FA Cup preview by Gerry McDonnell (Thursday, April 12, 2007)

An Expired Pizza to Enter Jordan There is nothing more annoying than a parent who talks endlessly about how 'clever' or 'sporty' their child is, before whipping out a picture of some spotty two foot hooligan tucking in to the contents of his nostril. My Goliath though, is genuinely bright for his age. The wee lad can speak about 10 words now; that's three more than Paul Merson. The little fellow will definitely be a footballer when he grows up. The last time we had a kick around in the garden he nutmegged me twice; nobody's regretted opening their legs on two separate occasions since Mrs Neville. You won't regret a bet on Manchester United at 3/10 to waltz past Watford in a one-sided FA Cup semi. If the media are to be believed, and you'll never find a more honest bunch of lads, Jose Mourinho is considering managing England when his tenure expires at Stamford Bridge. This would be the greatest result for the average Englishman since Gareth Gates wore down Jordan with a pizza and some of the longest chat-up lines in history. Chelsea have already beaten Blackburn on three occasions this season, a fourth win at 4/7 will set up the most eagerly awaited showdown since Peter Andre narrowly defeated Gareth Gates in a bare-knuckled 15 round extravaganza. A few people are beginning to question Arsene Wenger, but Aristotle was once mocked when he suggested the Earth was round. Rumours of Arsenal's demise have been leaked prematurely, they can return to winning ways against Bolton at a huge 8/11. Liverpool are finishing the season with aplomb; Bellamy I think his name is. The Pool have won their last three against Manchester City by a single goal; another Liverpool victory is advised at 10/11. Charlton's recovery in recent weeks has been nothing short of sensational. The Addicks are on a real high, they can snatch an invaluable point from Goodison Park at 5/2. Aston Villa return to the Riverside for the first time since a 4-0 cakewalk led to a visionary Middlesbrough fan hurling his season ticket at Steve McClaren. A punt on the Villa at 12/5 will lead to a healthy prophet. It's the Blades versus the Hammers at Bramall Lane; that's more tools than you'd find in a Peter Andre fan club. It's a must-win game for both teams; I'm siding with the rejuvenated West Ham at 2/1. When I suggested that Wigan were a good bet for relegation in my pre-season write-up, I received more stick than a Manchester United fan in Rome. Another Tottenham win at 7/5 will place the cat well and truly amongst the pigeons. I'm not too sure about Fulham's decision to sack Chris Coleman a mere three days before a massive match away to Reading. I guess Mohammed Al Fayed wants to guarantee at least one decent result against the Royals. The arrival of Lawrie 'Dirty' Sanchez can inspire the Cottagers to a hard-fought point at 12/5. David James is the Pauline Fowler of the football world; you wouldn't want to get involved in a conversation with him, but he's the man to see if you need a clean sheet. The fashion icon needs one more shutout to break the all-time Premiership record; a home fixture against Newcastle can land a Portsmouth win at 11/10 and a new record for Calamity at 6/4. Arsenal, Portsmouth, Man Utd, Tottenham and Chelsea form a 16/1 weekend accer that is so candid, Peter Andre has decided to share his life story via the medium of a new single. 'What was I thinking' is released in all good record shops on Monday morning. Weekend Betting: Arsenal v Bolton Saturday 14th April 15:00 Arsenal 8/11 Draw 13/5 Bolton 9/2 Get on: Arsenal Match Special: Arsenal to score three or more goals 9/4 Man City v Liverpool Saturday 14th April 15:00 Man City 7/2 Draw 5/2 Liverpool 10/11 Get on: Liverpool Match Special: Gerrard to score at any time 11/4 Middlesbrough v Aston Villa Saturday 14th April 15:00 Middlesbrough 11/10 Draw 23/10 Aston Villa 12/5 Get on: Aston Villa Match Special: Agbonlahor to score two or more goals 9/1 Portsmouth v Newcastle Saturday 14th April 15:00 Portsmouth 11/10 Draw 23/10 Newcastle 13/5 Get on: Portsmouth Match Special: Portsmouth to win and keep a clean sheet 12/5 Reading v Fulham Saturday 14th April 15:00 Reading 10/11 Draw 12/5 Fulham 10/3 Get on: Draw Match Special: Lita to score in a 1-1 draw 12/1 Sheff Utd v West Ham Saturday 14th April 15:00 Sheff Utd 6/4 Draw 23/10 West Ham 2/1 Get on: West Ham Match Special: Tevez to score the only goal of the game 40/1 Watford v Man Utd FA Cup semi final Saturday 14th April 17:30 Live on BBC One Watford 12/1 Draw 9/2 Man Utd 3/10 Get on: Man Utd Match Special: Rooney and Ronaldo both to score 9/2 Wigan v Tottenham Sunday 15th April 13:30 Live on Sky Wigan 2/1 Draw 23/10 Tottenham 7/5 Get on: Tottenham Match Special: Tottenham to keep a clean sheet 13/8 Everton v Charlton Sunday 15th April 15:00 Everton 3/4 Draw 5/2 Charlton 4/1 Get on: Draw Match Special: No goalscorer in the match 10/1 Blackburn v Chelsea FA Cup semi final Sunday 15th April 16:00 Live on Sky Blackburn 6/1 Draw 14/5 Chelsea 4/7 Get on: Chelsea Match Special: Ballack to score with a header 6/1 Labels: Betting, FA Cup, Football, Premier League, Premiership, Soccer Posted by soccerbetting.info @ 7:46 AM