A Little Wayne Never Hurt Anyone
As much as I enjoy my position as the country's leading
football betting scribe, I occasionally yearn for the more
glamorous world of investigative journalism.
When news broke that David Moyes had initiated legal
proceedings against Wayne Rooney for alleging that his
ex-boss leaked tales of his 'cash for a rash' habit; I sensed
my opportunity.
To get to the bottom of the story, I knew I had to do
everything that young Rooney did, with the exception
of the old trout.
After conducting my initial enquiries, I can confirm that
there are establishments that offer this kind of tawdry
service, and they open on a Friday night, a Saturday
morning and a Sunday afternoon. I'm not sure if these
places are open in midweek, but my investigation is ongoing.
At this early stage, I wouldn't like to put money on Moyes
being successful in his action, as my overheads have left
me virtually potless. I'll try to recoup a little by backing
Rooney's United to see off the Moyes boys at 8/11.
It may sound ridiculous to claim that Watford have enjoyed
their spell in the top flight, but some people welcome a
spanking on a weekly basis. The Hornets will be getting
tonked at Bramall Lane this week, 4/7 is lying on the table.
Manchester City haven't scored a Premiership goal in front
of their own supporters since New Years Day. Luckily for
the Psycho, Aston Villa are the next visitors to Eastlands so
Vassell is guaranteed a goal. The Villa are unbeaten in their
last six matches; a draw looks the call at 9/4.
Jose Mourinho believes that Manchester United's opponents
are denied penalties as a result of a 'new rule'. The Special
One is completely wrong on this one; that directive was
introduced several years ago. I only have one rule this
weekend, get on Chelsea at 1/3 to see off Bolton.
If i had to pick Wigan's most consistent performer, I'd
probably plump for the chairman; he's been consistently
wrong in every interview this season. West Ham can drag
Wigan into the relegation battle at 12/5.
Charlton have one major advantage over their backdoor
threatened rivals, they have the Bent lad up front. The
classy hitman can help Charlton leave Ewood Park with
a point at 5/2.
I was surprised that the tabloids found it newsworthy to
reveal that the royal family are Arsenal fans. I'm pretty
sure that Prince Philip supported the Gunners in last
season's Champions League final; I heard he wrote a note
saying 'Get it done in Paris.' The Queen's favourite team
will put one over her favourite shopkeeper at 4/9.
Stevie Gerrard swapped shirts with Frank Lampard after
Liverpool's first leg defeat in their Champions League semi;
he's always had a soft spot for camping. The Reds will have
one eye on the second leg; Portsmouth can land the upset
at 11/4.
Reading were absolutely devastated when Newcastle won
from behind at St James' earlier in the season; nobody has
regretted losing a lead in such a fashion since Helen
Chamberlain's ex-boyfriend. The Royals can gain revenge
at 21/20.
Middlesbrough are having to plan for next season without
Mark Viduka. Gareth Southgate is said to be quite disappointed;
but it's Christmas come early for the catering department.
Backing the draw between Boro and Spurs at 12/5 will make
us all feel that little bit happier.
Portsmouth, Sheffield United, Arsenal and Reading form a
14/1 weekend accer that is so liberating, I've finally realised
that the female of the species is not a commodity that can be
bought and sold. Renting remains a viable alternative.
Weekend Betting:
Chelsea v Bolton Saturday 28th April 12:45 Live on Sky
Chelsea 1/3
Draw 4/1
Bolton 10/1
Get on: Chelsea
Match Special: Lampard to score from outside the penalty area 7/2
Everton v Man Utd Saturday 28th April 12:45 Live on Sky
Everton 4/1
Draw 13/5
Man Utd 8/11
Get on: Man Utd
Match Special: Rooney to score the first goal 5/1
Blackburn v Charlton Saturday 28th April 15:00
Blackburn 5/4
Draw 5/2
Charlton 11/4
Get on: Draw
Match Special: Darren Bent to score in a 1-1 draw 17/1
Man City v Aston Villa Saturday 28th April 15:00
Man City 13/10
Draw 9/4
Aston Villa 23/10
Get on: Draw
Match Special: Vassell and Carew both to score 9/1
Middlesbrough v Tottenham Saturday 28th April 15:00
Middlesbrough 17/10
Draw 12/5
Tottenham 8/5
Get on: Draw
Match Special: Match to finish either 1-1 or 2-2 4/1
Portsmouth v Liverpool Saturday 28th April 15:00
Portsmouth 11/4
Draw 12/5
Liverpool 5/4
Get on: Portsmouth
Match Special: Taylor to score the only goal of the game 105/1
Sheff Utd v Watford Saturday 28th April 15:00
Sheff Utd 4/7
Draw 3/1
Watford 5/1
Get on: Sheff Utd
Match Special: Sheffield United to keep a clean sheet 10/11
Wigan v West Ham Saturday 28th April 15:00
Wigan 13/10
Draw 12/5
West Ham 12/5
Get on: West Ham
Match Special: Tevez to score at any time 12/5
Arsenal v Fulham Sunday 29th April 16:00 Live on Sky
Arsenal 4/9
Draw 7/2
Fulham 9/1
Get on: Arsenal
Match Special: Arsenal to win by two or more goals 6/5
Reading v Newcastle Monday 30th April 20:00 Live on Sky
Reading 21/20
Draw 12/5
Newcastle 3/1
Get on: Reading
Match Special: Doyle to score two or more goals 11/2Labels: Betting, Football, Premier League, Premiership, Soccer
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