An Expired Pizza to Enter Jordan
There is nothing more annoying than a parent who talks
endlessly about how 'clever' or 'sporty' their child is,
before whipping out a picture of some spotty two foot
hooligan tucking in to the contents of his nostril.
My Goliath though, is genuinely bright for his age. The
wee lad can speak about 10 words now; that's three more
than Paul Merson.
The little fellow will definitely be a footballer when he
grows up. The last time we had a kick around in the
garden he nutmegged me twice; nobody's regretted
opening their legs on two separate occasions since Mrs
Neville. You won't regret a bet on Manchester United
at 3/10 to waltz past Watford in a one-sided FA Cup semi.
If the media are to be believed, and you'll never find a
more honest bunch of lads, Jose Mourinho is considering
managing England when his tenure expires at Stamford
Bridge.
This would be the greatest result for the average Englishman
since Gareth Gates wore down Jordan with a pizza and
some of the longest chat-up lines in history.
Chelsea have already beaten Blackburn on three occasions
this season, a fourth win at 4/7 will set up the most eagerly
awaited showdown since Peter Andre narrowly defeated
Gareth Gates in a bare-knuckled 15 round extravaganza.
A few people are beginning to question Arsene Wenger,
but Aristotle was once mocked when he suggested the Earth
was round. Rumours of Arsenal's demise have been leaked
prematurely, they can return to winning ways against Bolton
at a huge 8/11.
Liverpool are finishing the season with aplomb; Bellamy I
think his name is. The Pool have won their last three against
Manchester City by a single goal; another Liverpool victory
is advised at 10/11.
Charlton's recovery in recent weeks has been nothing short
of sensational. The Addicks are on a real high, they can snatch
an invaluable point from Goodison Park at 5/2.
Aston Villa return to the Riverside for the first time since a
4-0 cakewalk led to a visionary Middlesbrough fan hurling
his season ticket at Steve McClaren. A punt on the Villa at
12/5 will lead to a healthy prophet.
It's the Blades versus the Hammers at Bramall Lane; that's
more tools than you'd find in a Peter Andre fan club. It's a
must-win game for both teams; I'm siding with the
rejuvenated West Ham at 2/1.
When I suggested that Wigan were a good bet for relegation
in my pre-season write-up, I received more stick than a
Manchester United fan in Rome. Another Tottenham win
at 7/5 will place the cat well and truly amongst the pigeons.
I'm not too sure about Fulham's decision to sack Chris
Coleman a mere three days before a massive match away
to Reading. I guess Mohammed Al Fayed wants to guarantee
at least one decent result against the Royals. The arrival
of Lawrie 'Dirty' Sanchez can inspire the Cottagers to a
hard-fought point at 12/5.
David James is the Pauline Fowler of the football world;
you wouldn't want to get involved in a conversation with
him, but he's the man to see if you need a clean sheet.
The fashion icon needs one more shutout to break the
all-time Premiership record; a home fixture against
Newcastle can land a Portsmouth win at 11/10 and a
new record for Calamity at 6/4.
Arsenal, Portsmouth, Man Utd, Tottenham and Chelsea
form a 16/1 weekend accer that is so candid, Peter Andre
has decided to share his life story via the medium of a new
single. 'What was I thinking' is released in all good record
shops on Monday morning.
Weekend Betting:
Arsenal v Bolton Saturday 14th April 15:00
Arsenal 8/11
Draw 13/5
Bolton 9/2
Get on: Arsenal
Match Special: Arsenal to score three or more goals 9/4
Man City v Liverpool Saturday 14th April 15:00
Man City 7/2
Draw 5/2
Liverpool 10/11
Get on: Liverpool
Match Special: Gerrard to score at any time 11/4
Middlesbrough v Aston Villa Saturday 14th April 15:00
Middlesbrough 11/10
Draw 23/10
Aston Villa 12/5
Get on: Aston Villa
Match Special: Agbonlahor to score two or more goals 9/1
Portsmouth v Newcastle Saturday 14th April 15:00
Portsmouth 11/10
Draw 23/10
Newcastle 13/5
Get on: Portsmouth
Match Special: Portsmouth to win and keep a clean sheet 12/5
Reading v Fulham Saturday 14th April 15:00
Reading 10/11
Draw 12/5
Fulham 10/3
Get on: Draw
Match Special: Lita to score in a 1-1 draw 12/1
Sheff Utd v West Ham Saturday 14th April 15:00
Sheff Utd 6/4
Draw 23/10
West Ham 2/1
Get on: West Ham
Match Special: Tevez to score the only goal of the game 40/1
Watford v Man Utd FA Cup semi final Saturday 14th April 17:30 Live on BBC One
Watford 12/1
Draw 9/2
Man Utd 3/10
Get on: Man Utd
Match Special: Rooney and Ronaldo both to score 9/2
Wigan v Tottenham Sunday 15th April 13:30 Live on Sky
Wigan 2/1
Draw 23/10
Tottenham 7/5
Get on: Tottenham
Match Special: Tottenham to keep a clean sheet 13/8
Everton v Charlton Sunday 15th April 15:00
Everton 3/4
Draw 5/2
Charlton 4/1
Get on: Draw
Match Special: No goalscorer in the match 10/1
Blackburn v Chelsea FA Cup semi final Sunday 15th April 16:00 Live on Sky
Blackburn 6/1
Draw 14/5
Chelsea 4/7
Get on: Chelsea
Match Special: Ballack to score with a header 6/1Labels: Betting, FA Cup, Football, Premier League, Premiership, Soccer
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